This eejit is lying on the couch after slipping on some water this morning getting out of the shower. The leg with the hip prothesis done in 2017 slipped out to the side - I didn't fall but I have cancelled the appointment with my surgeon this morning for my other hip and knee. The receptionist told me to call an ambulance if the pain is not better after a couple of hours as I may have moved the damn thing!!
My Mum did that sort of thing to herself, @pansyface - no help from me. After the first two times she had to wash her hair in turpentine, she stopped keeping the picture varnish next to the hairspray on her dressing table. I also learned from her that putting things 'somewhere safe' is essentially the same as throwing them in the bin.
Gardening on the edge of Exmoor, in Devon
“It's still magic even if you know how it's done.”
This eejit is lying on the couch after slipping on some water this morning getting out of the shower. The leg with the hip prothesis done in 2017 slipped out to the side - I didn't fall but I have cancelled the appointment with my surgeon this morning for my other hip and knee. The receptionist told me to call an ambulance if the pain is not better after a couple of hours as I may have moved the damn thing!!
Oh my! 😱 That is not eejitacy! That is misfortune! Hope some rest sorts it out.
We were driving across Dartmoor and there was a roadblock because the police were looking for an escaped prisoner. They asked to look in the boot and and I operated the switch that released the boot catch. Except that on this new car, we’d only had it two weeks, that switch operated the petrol flap. ”I don’t think he’s in there, Sir,” the policeman said, sardonically.
Went to a funeral of a neighbour who was a practical joker. Not only did the music include 'Don't Worry Be Happy' but when I arrived home I found one of my old gardening socks hanging out of the pocket of my brand new smart trousers. Never knew how it got there but was with me all day.
OH at the checkouts at the supermarket. Ran round for the things we had forgot. Bumped into my new boss carrying three boxes of bran flakes and yes loo rolls.
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“It's still magic even if you know how it's done.”
”I don’t think he’s in there, Sir,” the policeman said, sardonically.
OH at the checkouts at the supermarket. Ran round for the things we had forgot. Bumped into my new boss carrying three boxes of bran flakes and yes loo rolls.