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THE EEJIT THREAD

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  • B3B3 Posts: 27,505
    You ought to be a supermarket shelf picker with skills like that @GardenerSuze !
    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • tui34tui34 Posts: 3,493
    This eejit is lying on the couch after slipping on some water this morning getting out of the shower.  The leg with the hip prothesis done in 2017 slipped out to the side - I didn't fall but I have cancelled the appointment with my surgeon this morning for my other hip and knee.  The receptionist told me to call an ambulance if the pain is not better after a couple of hours as I may have moved the damn thing!!
    A good hoeing is worth two waterings.

  • raisingirlraisingirl Posts: 7,093
    My Mum did that sort of thing to herself, @pansyface - no help from me. After the first two times she had to wash her hair in turpentine, she stopped keeping the picture varnish next to the hairspray on her dressing table. I also learned from her that putting things 'somewhere safe' is essentially the same as throwing them in the bin.
    Gardening on the edge of Exmoor, in Devon

    “It's still magic even if you know how it's done.” 
  • B3 said:
    Good for walking around a hillside,though.
    Sideways! 😁
  • tui34 said:
    This eejit is lying on the couch after slipping on some water this morning getting out of the shower.  The leg with the hip prothesis done in 2017 slipped out to the side - I didn't fall but I have cancelled the appointment with my surgeon this morning for my other hip and knee.  The receptionist told me to call an ambulance if the pain is not better after a couple of hours as I may have moved the damn thing!!

    Oh my! 😱  That is not eejitacy!  That is misfortune!  Hope some rest sorts it out. 
  • Went to a funeral of a neighbour who was a practical joker. Not only did the music include 'Don't Worry Be Happy' but when I arrived home I found one of my old gardening socks hanging out of the pocket of my brand new smart trousers. Never knew how it got there but was with me all day.

    OH at the checkouts at the supermarket. Ran round for the things we had forgot. Bumped into my new boss carrying three boxes of bran flakes and yes loo rolls.
    I have worked as a Gardener for 24 years. My latest garden is a new build garden on heavy clay.
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