A proctologist is doing his ward rounds and goes to his top pocket for a pen only to pull out a suppository. “Damn,” he says, “some arse has got my biro.”
A man phones the hire merchants and says he wants a skip on his drive. ”You can do what you like, Sir. It’s your house.”
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A man phones the hire merchants and says he wants a skip on his drive.
”You can do what you like, Sir. It’s your house.”
My wife accused me of being a transvestite.
So I packed her things and left.
Billericay - Essex
Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
I play with plants and soil and sometimes it's successful
I play with plants and soil and sometimes it's successful
A Japanese couple is arguing about how to perform highly erotic sex.
Husband: "Sukitaki, Mojitaka!"
Wife replies: "Kowanini! Mowi janakpa!" Husband says angrily: "Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!"
Wife, on her knees, literally begging:
"Mimi Nakoundinda tinkouji!"
Husband shouts angrily: "Na miaou kina Tim kouji!"
I can't believe you just sat there trying to read this. Do you speak Japanese?
Thought not.
A Japanese couple is arguing about how to perform highly erotic sex.
Husband: "Where am I supposed to put the batteries!"
Wife replies: "They go in the bottom!" Husband says angrily: "I didn't agree to anything going in the bottom!"
Wife, on her knees, literally begging:
"Why won't you ever read instructions!"
Husband shouts angrily: "Wild Edges is making all this up!"