😂A SENSE OF HUMUS😂

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• Songbird-2 Posts: 2,349

  15 February

  I’m sure we can all relate to this sign…..
  
  
  

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• rowlandscastle444 Posts: 2,612

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• Songbird-2 Posts: 2,349

  15 February

  And I think we can all relate to this one too……. 
  
  
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  Housemate Put This Sign On Our Door After Amazon Repeatedly Posted "Sorry We Missed You" Cards Whilst We Were Home

  
  
  
  

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• Songbird-2 Posts: 2,349

  15 February

  
  

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• rowlandscastle444 Posts: 2,612

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• Pete.8 Posts: 11,340

  17 February

  I passed a dyslexic Yorkshireman yesterday.
  He was wearing a cat flap.

  
  Billericay - Essex
  
  Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit.
  Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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• BenCotto Posts: 4,718

  17 February

  I once heard a news presenter on Southern TV talk about the strike on “Cross flannel cherries.”

  Rutland, England

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• LunarSea Posts: 1,923

  17 February

  I bought a puppy from a blacksmith. When I open the door he makes a bolt for it.
  

  Clay soil - Cheshire/Derbyshire border. 
  
  I play with plants and soil and sometimes it's successful
  

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• Fire Posts: 19,096

  18 February

  When visiting the Houses of Parliament I somehow dropped my keys. I spent the following day hunting for them and I investigated all the crooks and nannies.
  

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• Pete.8 Posts: 11,340

  18 February

  What’s the punishment for bigamy ?

  Two mothers-in-law.

  
  Billericay - Essex
  
  Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit.
  Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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