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😂A SENSE OF HUMUS😂

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  • plant pauperplant pauper Posts: 6,904
    Really?!?!?! Rude! 😳
  • B3B3 Posts: 27,505
    Just a little. Anyway, you got it😉
    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • wild edgeswild edges Posts: 10,497
    Reminds me of 'incestuous vegetable' (7)
    If you can keep your head, while those around you are losing theirs, you may not have grasped the seriousness of the situation.
  • BenCottoBenCotto Posts: 4,718
    edited July 2023
    Pumpkin - but a fruit or a vegetable?
    Rutland, England
  • B3B3 Posts: 27,505
    I mentally went through the vegetable aisles in Sainsbury's twice. No luck. Wrong time of year.
    That was certainly ruder than mine🙄
    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • wild edgeswild edges Posts: 10,497
    BenCotto said:
    Pumpkin - but a fruit or a vegetable?
    Technically fruit, morally vegetable.

    If you can keep your head, while those around you are losing theirs, you may not have grasped the seriousness of the situation.
  • LunarSeaLunarSea Posts: 1,923
    pansyface said:
    I was driving in foggy conditions when I got pulled over by the police.

    The police officer leaned into the window and, using a very condescending tone, said;

    "What do we do when we encounter Mr Fog?"

    Thinking quickly and wanting to humour him, I said;

    "We turn Mr Steering Wheel towards Mr Slow Lane?"

    The officer replied:

    "No madam, what I said was: what do we do when we encounter MIST or FOG?"


    :D:D:D    Laugh? - I nearly ....
    Clay soil - Cheshire/Derbyshire border

    I play with plants and soil and sometimes it's successful

  • Pete.8Pete.8 Posts: 11,340


    Billericay - Essex

    Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit.
    Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
  • Pete.8Pete.8 Posts: 11,340


    Billericay - Essex

    Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit.
    Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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