😂A SENSE OF HUMUS😂

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• Bee witched Posts: 1,295

  August 2023

  This made me laugh out loud  
  
  Bee x
  
  
  

  Gardener and beekeeper in beautiful Scottish Borders  
  
  A single bee creates just one twelfth of a teaspoon of honey in her lifetime
  

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• B3 Posts: 27,505

  August 2023

  That's funny.
   But a grammatical thing occurred to me. We have a shtt or a dump rather than take one. Is this a south of Watford thing?

  In London. Keen but lazy.

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• tui34 Posts: 3,493

  August 2023

  But @pansyface   the difference is :  when we take one or don't give one.

  A good hoeing is worth two waterings.
  
  

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• wild edges Posts: 10,497

  August 2023

  Someone who has been practicing his Churchill face in front of the mirror for weeks. He also self reported his height and weight. 6'3" 215lbs not a good start in a trial about lying.
  

  If you can keep your head, while those around you are losing theirs, you may not have grasped the seriousness of the situation.
  

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• steveTu Posts: 3,219

  August 2023

  I sat there for hours trying to out stare him and make him blink. No joy.
  

  UK - South Coast Retirement Campus (East)
  

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• rowlandscastle444 Posts: 2,612

  August 2023 edited August 2023

  I like that, very much. My kinda humour!!
  👍👍

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• B3 Posts: 27,505

  August 2023

  Nearly asked you to explain and then I fell in but I can't swim @pansyface. I like cryptic crosswords so respek!

  In London. Keen but lazy.

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• Ergates Posts: 2,953

  August 2023

  Great, I really needed a good laugh, thanks, all.

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• Pete.8 Posts: 11,340

  August 2023

  https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-us-canada-66668411
  
  Only in the USA! 🤣

  
  Billericay - Essex
  
  Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit.
  Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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• B3 Posts: 27,505

  August 2023

  The bull didn't seem to mind

  In London. Keen but lazy.

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