Our shopping delivery didn't turn up again. Scheduled for 9pm but apparently it was marked as delivered at 5pm. Nothing to do with the rugby being on this evening I'm sure... I had to do a late run to the shop right before closing time to get a few urgent things and annoyingly some of the things that were marked as substitutions on the delivery were readily available at the shop.
If you can keep your head, while those around you are losing theirs, you may not have grasped the seriousness of the situation.
I've just watched a fox burying something quite big and bright green. It looks suspiciously like a parakeet. I hope he returns for it soon. It's in a flower bed. He's sunning himself under a rose bush close by at the moment.
It annoys me that so many plant sellers sucker novice gardeners into buying mature bay trees. When healthy, bay trees look strong and invincible but without the right conditions, they're definitely not.
We used to have a police force who used a helicopter, cutbacks mean they sadly do not anymore. I used to wave. Otherwise they could pick up our disgusting piss artiste "neighbour " who urinates when drunk (several nights a week) against the fence at night a few feet from our house. They also do a good vomitous sound effect with accompanying splatter sound as an encore if we are lucky.... @pansyface Take ya clothes off wave and smile...
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Gardening in Central Norfolk on improved gritty moraine over chalk ... free-draining.
Gardening in Central Norfolk on improved gritty moraine over chalk ... free-draining.
Otherwise they could pick up our disgusting piss artiste "neighbour " who urinates when drunk (several nights a week) against the fence at night a few feet from our house.
They also do a good vomitous sound effect with accompanying splatter sound as an encore if we are lucky....
@pansyface Take ya clothes off wave and smile...