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  • Hostafan1Hostafan1 Posts: 34,889
    fidgetbones said:
    I take your falling on a plunger and raise it by a mortar shell.




    “It was basically an inert lump of metal, so there was no risk to life — at least not to anyone else’s.”
    Devon.
  • TopbirdTopbird Posts: 8,355
    edited January 2022
    Told you those A&E nurses can tell some tales. My sister-in-law was one. Hilarious the number (of men in particular) who slip and fall into and onto 'things'🤣 
    Heaven is ... sitting in the garden with a G&T and a cat while watching the sun go down
  • Hostafan1Hostafan1 Posts: 34,889
    I remember being told of a guy who'd "slipped" onto the bristly end of a loo brush. 
    All his " bits " had to be removed and he had a bag for the rest of his life. 
    Devon.
  • fidgetbonesfidgetbones Posts: 17,618
    A friend of mine had to xray a man who had lost a rabbit vibrator. It had duracell batteries in and was still going.
  • TopbirdTopbird Posts: 8,355
    Thanks Fidget - I now can't unsee Duracell bunnies in places Duracell bunnies weren't meant to visit🤪
    Heaven is ... sitting in the garden with a G&T and a cat while watching the sun go down
  • Hostafan1Hostafan1 Posts: 34,889
    Topbird said:
    Thanks Fidget - I now can't unsee Duracell bunnies in places Duracell bunnies weren't meant to visit🤪
    at least it was dark and they couldn't see what was happening, bless'em

    Devon.
  • B3B3 Posts: 27,505
    I've just had an advert  for the storage of the retired. I may have got one anyway,  but I did mention that I was interested in a ridiculously expensive retirement apartment a few pages back
    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • UffUff Posts: 3,199
    I've had 3 emails for Gummies, are they talking about jelly babies or fruit gums, Rowntrees variety? I lead a sheltered life you know. 
    SW SCOTLAND but born in Derbyshire
  • B3B3 Posts: 27,505
    I told Facebook I was born in the day I joined and I got adverts for nappies.
    Haven't visited for about five years .It was full of people I didn't know and the people I did know we're having a wonderful life. It was a bit like one of those awful Christmas round robins, but all year.
    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • Lizzie27Lizzie27 Posts: 12,494
    I wondered about the Gummies too.
    North East Somerset - Clay soil over limestone
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