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  • TopbirdTopbird Posts: 8,355
    I'm away on holiday and my money and passport was stolen and now I'm in hospital following a horrible accident with a plunger. I am writing to you my dear friends to ask if you could please send some money to pay my hospital & medical bills and get me home. I will repay on my return.
    Heaven is ... sitting in the garden with a G&T and a cat while watching the sun go down
  • FireFire Posts: 19,096
    @Topbird I hear many stories of people falling on plungers by accident. I hope you are not too sore.
  • DovefromaboveDovefromabove Posts: 88,147
    If you let us have your bank details and pin number I'm sure @Uff will send you all her newly gotten wealth ... she's got a fortune ... 

    Gardening in Central Norfolk on improved gritty moraine over chalk ... free-draining.





  • Hostafan1Hostafan1 Posts: 34,889
    am I the only person who didn't win on premium bonds?
    Devon.
  • UffUff Posts: 3,199
    Aw poor Hostafan. Give me your bank details and I will share my new found wealth with you. You can then invest in Plunger United like wot I have done. 
    SW SCOTLAND but born in Derbyshire
  • Hostafan1Hostafan1 Posts: 34,889
    Uff said:
    Aw poor Hostafan. Give me your bank details and I will share my new found wealth with you. You can then invest in Plunger United like wot I have done. 
    I only deal in bitcoin now. Bank accounts are SO passé .
    Devon.
  • TopbirdTopbird Posts: 8,355
    @Fire - yes I understand it's not an uncommon occurrence. A&E nurses can tell many tales. Vacuum cleaners also cause a surprising number of injuries....
    Heaven is ... sitting in the garden with a G&T and a cat while watching the sun go down
  • Hostafan1Hostafan1 Posts: 34,889
    pansyface said:
    No Hosta, four months in a row and I haven’t won a penny. I used to get quite regular dollops of £25. I think they must have lost my numbers. ☹️
    "back in the day" the minium "dollop" was £50
    Devon.
  • B3B3 Posts: 27,505
    Have you seen the new enlargement plungers? There are double pink ones for the ladies and single  blue ones for the gents. If you use the manual one, you will firm the muscles in your arms and lose unsightly batwings while you're at it. The digital version can be used while you're eating baps or rowies or stotties in front of the telly but does not have the advantage of BWF.
    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • UffUff Posts: 3,199
    Eeek I've been robbed! 
    SW SCOTLAND but born in Derbyshire
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