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  • BenCottoBenCotto Posts: 4,718
    edited November 2020
    Give me every time the humble ‘outset’ over its gaudy cousin ‘get-go’. 

    And another thing, notice how often interviewers insert ‘exactly’ into their questions - “Tell me exactly ... “ “Where exactly ...”
    Rutland, England
  • BigladBiglad Posts: 3,265
    I, too, find the spreading use of 'super' to be irritating cluckfittery of the highest order. Football pundits are also increasingly keen on using 'top' to indicate how highly they rate a player. Although, this is probably convenient for those with a limited vocabulary.

    He's a top player = a good player?
    He's a top top player = very good?
    He's a top top top player = excellent?
    He's a top top top top player = has anybody else lost the will to live or is the feed on Sky Sports sticking?
    East Lancs
  • B3B3 Posts: 27,505
    Cluckfittery - is that a spoonerism or just a word I've never heard of? @Biglad
    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • BigladBiglad Posts: 3,265
     :D@B3

    I'm hoping that I just made it up ;)
    East Lancs
  • BenCottoBenCotto Posts: 4,718
    edited November 2020
    So true, Biglad. Worldy and, in cricket, fifer are words bruited by sports commentators as if they’d been using them all their lives but which were non existent just a few years ago.
    Rutland, England
  • B3B3 Posts: 27,505
    edited November 2020
    Anyone can invent a word. If enough people use it, it becomes super popular and  enters the lexicon. It's a top top top word.I shall use it . 
    How exactly would you define it? @Biglad
    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • B3B3 Posts: 27,505
    Can't find fifer. It just says someone who plays his small flute. My mind is grubbing about in the gutter. Big lad started it. It wasn't me😳 @BenCotto
    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • josusa47josusa47 Posts: 3,530
    My blood pressure rises whenever I hear or read of anyone "taking a knee".  What's wrong with "kneeling"?  Will we soon have to stop sitting, and "take a buttock" instead?  And don't get me started on "get-go"......

    Curmudgeonly today because I broke my rake yesterday while gathering leaves off the street to make leaf mould.  I'll see if I can fix it this afternoon.


  • BigladBiglad Posts: 3,265
    The default behaviour of a half wit? :D@B3

    A lot of sporting parlance gets introduced by abbreviating more understandable phrases.

    The bowler has taken 5 wickets at a cost of 50 runs.

    He's got 5 for 50.

    That's a 5 for.

    Fifer!
    East Lancs
  • BenCottoBenCotto Posts: 4,718
    My favourite neologism, used to describe inanely foolish actions, is bellendery. It can be said with a French accent to give it a veneer of sophistication and to get it past granny.
    Rutland, England
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