I was amazed on my school run this morning to see a squirrel run across the road carrying a hedgehog

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• wild edges Posts: 10,497

  September 2020

  I remember one weekend my phone rang at 3am and it was a friend of mine who was on a placement year teaching in Germany. He was stuck on a level in C'sBFD where Conker had got drunk again and had to urinate on some rock monsters in a night club to escape. My friend was having trouble encouraging Conker to achieve the required range to defeat the last rock monster. He then sang me the entire version of 99 Red Balloons in German. I woke up the next morning and had to check my phone to make sure it wasn't all some kind of surreal dream.
  

  If you can keep your head, while those around you are losing theirs, you may not have grasped the seriousness of the situation.
  

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• B3 Posts: 27,505

  September 2020

  I'm still not sure if I believe you.
  I suppose you'd need to make him lean well back for the correct trajectory but without falling over taking into consideration his state of inebriation and the rate at which alcohol leaves his bloodstream and the amount of beer in your friend's bloods too.
  MediEvil was the game I liked.
  
  

  In London. Keen but lazy.

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• Fire Posts: 19,096

  September 2020 edited September 2020

  Maybe Jim had slipped into a 1980s virtual-dream-LSD trip. Maybe he wasn't driving on the school run but is on a placement in Germany. Follow the   Red Balloon.
  

  There is no hedgehog.
  

  
  

  Oh, and, welcome. It's a forum, Jim, but not as you know it.
  

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• AnniD Posts: 12,585

  September 2020

  "There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow...."
  Time a strong cup of tea l think.
  I've got the bloomin' song in my head now.
  
  
  

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