What's wrong with cars then ? Other than they are toxic, foul and polluting,often emit loud music and kill wildlife/people on a fairly regular basis . Oh, hang on - they are licensed tho and woe betide any car which hides at the side of the road and has a c**p.
With the exception of 'emit loud music' which would need to replaced with 'horrendous wailing' I hadn't realised just how similar cars and the creatures which shall not be discussed really are.
Talk about political correctness gone mad. A woman has complained about what she calls "the shocking levels of sexism and sleezy behaviour of the male characters in the Bridget Jones films". The films came out in 2001, 2004 and 2016 so it's taken this individual a long time to complain.
What makes it even more ridiculous is that the person complaining is Helen Fielding, the person who wrote the books. As she finds the films so appalling I'm sure we'll see before long that she has given all the royalties received to charity.
How are you chaps on conspiracy theories? At what age does a human start to consume mint imperials or werthers originals? What do they do to the mature brain? Is it a nefarious plot to stop the oldies taking over the world?? Think before you suck. Don't be fooled by the adverts. That adoring grandchild is bait😱
Here's a consipracy theory for you. Do you think that you're less likely to win a competition if you refuse to sign up to the company's spam mailing list? Based on never winning a thing I suspect my spam-free entry goes right in the bin.
If you can keep your head, while those around you are losing theirs, you may not have grasped the seriousness of the situation.
I use Ever Ready batteries because ... I’d be dim if I used any other. I have my photos processed at Boots because ... I like to take pictures not chances.
Back in the 1980s and 90s slogan competitions were commonplace and I had a fair measure of success. Best of all was a prize my wife won in a competition organised by Mars in the run up to the millennium. You could choose your own prize and her choice was an amazing firework display for the village and the finale firework was bigger than anything launched in London that millennium night. What amused us was that the pyrotechnics company allocated to do our display was subsequently approached by Cape Town to do theirs. “Err, no, sorry. We’re doing instead this village in Rutland with a population of 230”.
I did finally after 4 week get my prescription, HOWEVER, its still only for 28 days, I spoke to GP surgery last week, (who had obviously lost the request I put in their blasted door in person, (yes, I have a witness!!!) 3 weeks previously,I asked for 3 months. It wont be very long, only a matter od days before I have to go through this sage again. Pharmasist says, hes got my other 2 items, (they were requested at surgery back in May) then he says, its says on the system I have collected them. Asked him how that was possible when they never received the repeat from the surgery, they were on the shelf!!!
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Daughters flights to America in August have been cancelled and her money back, she’s not sorry, just had to wait for them to cancel.
At what age does a human start to consume mint imperials or werthers originals? What do they do to the mature brain?
Is it a nefarious plot to stop the oldies taking over the world??
Think before you suck. Don't be fooled by the adverts. That adoring grandchild is bait😱
I have my photos processed at Boots because ... I like to take pictures not chances.