We have plenty of islands dotted about our shores. We could commandeer an island and send all criminals and people for whom we no longer have a use -like events organisers, coffee squirters, people who sell obscenely expensive handbags, disgraced politicians and the like.
We could give them basic provisions and let them get on with it. We could tell them it was being filmed for a reality show to give them a purpose and forget about them. The woman with the thick shiny hair and those two cheeky chappies could shuffle them now and again in case they became suspicious. With appropriate incentives, we could probably get them to eat vine weevil grubs too
I checked my diary. We had this same weather at this time in 2016. We were on holiday in mid Wales, had a leasurely lunch in the pub and slept it off in the campervan while it rained constantly. In 2017 we were also on holiday but in North Wales and the weather was pretty mixed too. In 2018 we had almost the same hot weather followed by a big drop in temperature and really gusty wind.
Ah yes, the European Monsoon
Gardening on the edge of Exmoor, in Devon
“It's still magic even if you know how it's done.”
Well if nothing else it's given me a break from watering and topped all the butts back up. The apples are swelling so nicely I might have to remove a load to save the tree.
If you can keep your head, while those around you are losing theirs, you may not have grasped the seriousness of the situation.
I think we have to tell them all that the earth is under threat @B3 (well it is!) and put them all on space shuttles - we could call it the B Ark project
"The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it." Sir Terry Pratchett
I'm sure I wouldn't know any of them either @Hostafan1 if I had ever seen Celebrity Masterchef, so you are not alone. Whatever happened to proper cooking programmes like Delia?
"The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it." Sir Terry Pratchett
I'm sure I wouldn't know any of them either @Hostafan1 if I had ever seen Celebrity Masterchef, so you are not alone. Whatever happened to proper cooking programmes like Delia?
I don't think it's started, but the trailer has been on a few times
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We could give them basic provisions and let them get on with it. We could tell them it was being filmed for a reality show to give them a purpose and forget about them. The woman with the thick shiny hair and those two cheeky chappies could shuffle them now and again in case they became suspicious. With appropriate incentives, we could probably get them to eat vine weevil grubs too
“It's still magic even if you know how it's done.”