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So how much toilet paper would you normally get through?

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  • steveTusteveTu Posts: 3,219
    Oh dear me. I was about to have a go at my son as we currently get through  a roll in half a week and I want a roll to last a week for two! So 4 per month is the target.... I'm not sure 2 metres distance is enough though...maybe a street away?
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  • wild edgeswild edges Posts: 10,497
    I'm seriously considering rationing my wife's supply...
    If you can keep your head, while those around you are losing theirs, you may not have grasped the seriousness of the situation.
  • star gaze lilystar gaze lily Posts: 17,709
    😂😂😂 @pansyface  love that sketch 🤗😂
  • star gaze lilystar gaze lily Posts: 17,709
    Ooh Errr, don't know why @pansyface has extra letters on......when I try to edit and  change it....they're not there🤔😕
  • Lizzie27Lizzie27 Posts: 12,494
    We get through 1 roll every two days!
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  • DovefromaboveDovefromabove Posts: 88,147
    💡 Maybe if ‘stenders and Corrie are going to be rationed we could ask for some Victoria Wood repeats to cheer us up 🤣 ❤️ 

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  • star gaze lilystar gaze lily Posts: 17,709
    Good idea Dove 🤗🤗
  • DovefromaboveDovefromabove Posts: 88,147
    Not that I’ve watched either of the first two for 25 years ... but I’m always up for a VW repeat 👍 

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  • FairygirlFairygirl Posts: 55,117
    Lyn said:
    One roll per week, for the two of us. But OH is out all day.
    If the family visit, the boys and their mum can get through one a day, I haven’t a clue what they do with it.

    I was going to say 'sh*t' - but ....
    @pansyface. I haven't looked, but I take it that's the 'beat me on the bottom ' one? Classic  :D
    I think about 1 each a week here for us. Now that I'm retired and at home more, I must use more. I only have to step outside and my nose runs, so it gets used for that too.
    The girls have the bathroom upstairs, and I have separate facilities, so I don't know if they use more. They buy their own anyway. It's a hard school here  ;)

    @Lizzie27 - are you eating it instead of pasta?  ;) 
    @star gaze lily   - the doofer isn't working properly. Gremlin of some kind :) 
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  • Papi JoPapi Jo Posts: 4,254
    edited March 2020
    pansyface said:
    We have Bio bidet which, like the old vacuum cleaner ad, beats as it sweeps as it cleans. So very little.😁

    Plus, they are heated, which is lovely on a winter’s morning.😊
    Reminds me of this anecdote: In his autobiography, Roald Dahl states that when he was a young fag, he was instructed to warm toilet seats for older boys at Repton School.
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