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🐫CURMUDGEONS' CORNER 7. If you have a dose of the cameelious hump🐪

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  • ObelixxObelixx Posts: 30,090
    I draw the line at insects, Andouillettes, tripe, brains, chitterlings..........and aubergines. 
    Vendée - 20kms from Atlantic coast.
    "The price good men (and women) pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men (and women)."
    Plato
  • B3B3 Posts: 27,505
    And milk and parsnips😝
    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • B3B3 Posts: 27,505
    We tried it on a dog we had once. She turned her nose up at it.
    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • Hostafan1Hostafan1 Posts: 34,889
    Dovefromabove said:
    https://www.eadt.co.uk/news/men-in-court-over-loo-roll-burglary-offences-1-6572993

    I hope they’re sentenced to dig graves for elephants with teaspoons 😡 
    Why did the elephants have tea spoons? 
    Devon.
  • FairygirlFairygirl Posts: 55,117
    ...'cos they struggled to hold forks in their trunks @Hostafan1

    You silly boy..... ;)
     
    I'd make them do it with blindfolds an' all
    It's a place where beautiful isn't enough of a word....



    I live in west central Scotland - not where that photo is...
  • josusa47josusa47 Posts: 3,530
    Why don't elephants like penguins?  They can't get the wrappers off.
  • BenCottoBenCotto Posts: 4,718
    This joke I heard on the radio a couple of days ago made me smile.

    A chap goes to see his GP concerned because he thinks he’s a moth.

    The GP explains that is not something he can really help with but he will make the man an appointment with his colleague who is a psychiatrist.

    ”No need; I’ve already got an appointment to see him.”

    ”Well why did you come into my room?”

    ”Your light was on.”
    Rutland, England
  • josusa47josusa47 Posts: 3,530
    If moths are so keen on lights, why don't they fly in the daytime?
  • FairygirlFairygirl Posts: 55,117
    Hey - wrong thread @BenCotto - this is for misery, and doom and gloom...
    But I'll let you off with it.... :D

    The old jokes are the best eh?
    It's a place where beautiful isn't enough of a word....



    I live in west central Scotland - not where that photo is...
  • wild edgeswild edges Posts: 10,497
    josusa47 said:
    If moths are so keen on lights, why don't they fly in the daytime
    Because they're not so keen on getting eaten. If you look at the day flying moths they tend to be the ones that are toxic and have bright warning colours like cinnabar moths.
    If you can keep your head, while those around you are losing theirs, you may not have grasped the seriousness of the situation.
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