The irony is that it's cheaper to buy metal straws and all the people who are so adamant that they will take their own 'Trump' branded plastic straws to a restaurant and then take them home again to be recycled are basically proving that plastic straws are unecessary in restaurants in the first place.
If you can keep your head, while those around you are losing theirs, you may not have grasped the seriousness of the situation.
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Not that I'm suggesting anything you understand....
I live in west central Scotland - not where that photo is...
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artist%27s_Shit