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Curmudgeons' Corner 3. I blame it on the scapegoat🐐

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  • DovefromaboveDovefromabove Posts: 88,147
    B3 said:
    You don't fancy shin kicking then?
    Not really ... I’ve played hockey and been kicked in both knees by a horse ... neither were much fun 😭 

    Gardening in Central NorfolkĀ on improved gritty moraine over chalk ... free-draining.





  • B3B3 Posts: 27,505
    edited July 2019

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VZ2CSpNze5Q
    Something to do with non compostable weeds
    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • B3B3 Posts: 27,505
    I've just remembered another one -wife carrying.
    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • AnniDAnniD Posts: 12,585
    Something tells me my OH would refuse to take part in that........
  • DovefromaboveDovefromabove Posts: 88,147
    Can’t risk my Under Gardener getting a bad back 😱

    Besides, they probably don’t allow Bidie-ins šŸ˜‰Ā 

    Gardening in Central NorfolkĀ on improved gritty moraine over chalk ... free-draining.





  • B3B3 Posts: 27,505
    What are they?
    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • B3B3 Posts: 27,505
    I worked it out.Ā 
    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • DovefromaboveDovefromabove Posts: 88,147
    edited July 2019
    ā€˜He’s my Bidie-in’ is a polite Scottish way of saying ā€œWe’re not married ... he’s my live-in loverā€. Ā šŸ˜‰Ā 

    Gardening in Central NorfolkĀ on improved gritty moraine over chalk ... free-draining.





  • DovefromaboveDovefromabove Posts: 88,147
    Ah you beat me to it ... I had to pop out mid post and move the sprinkler under the big ash tree ... everything’s flopping šŸ™„Ā 

    Gardening in Central NorfolkĀ on improved gritty moraine over chalk ... free-draining.





  • B3B3 Posts: 27,505
    That's what i suspected when i got the bidie bitšŸ˜€
    There might be a section for non traditional couples, bigamists etc.Ā 
    In London. Keen but lazy.
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