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  • Helen P3Helen P3 Posts: 1,152
    A safe Christmas and a healthy New Year to All


  • PhaidraPhaidra Posts: 582
    My granddaughter decided to text me a Christmas card of her own, as she didn't much like the one chosen by the rest of the family!


    I love it!
  • NewBoy2NewBoy2 Posts: 1,813
    My favourite joke.

    Its Africa and its mid day and its 45%

    The animals are slowly wandering about and the air is oppressive.

    Two hippos have been standing in the waterhole for hours with the water gently lapping against their bellies.

    They look about and after another 30 minutes has passed the first one looks up and says

    "Dave ? "

    "Yes Colin " says the other one.

    "Dave what day is it ? "

    Dave looks down into the water and across to the passing Impala and after a few minutes says "

    " Its Wednesday Colin"

    Colin considers this and says

    " Is it. I cant stop thinking its Thursday "




    Everyone is just trying to be Happy.....So lets help Them.
  • tui34tui34 Posts: 3,493
    @NewBoy2   :D  :D
    A good hoeing is worth two waterings.

  • Like most of us at this time of year, my 5 going on 6yr old grandson doesn't know what day of the week it is!
    So my daughter LIED to him and told him it was Monday so she wouldn't have to make another roast dinner. 
  • Sam 37Sam 37 Posts: 1,271


  • B3B3 Posts: 27,505
    Strange they can spell recommend, January and appreciate correctly.
    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • Papi JoPapi Jo Posts: 4,254
    Well, the poster says "ENGLISH ONLY", they don't say "CORRECT ENGLISH". ;)
  • B3B3 Posts: 27,505
    edited January 2021
    Can't spell manufacture or parmesan but can punctuate, and spell several 'difficult' words correctly. It looks like a fake to me🔎 @Papi Jo
    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • Helen P3Helen P3 Posts: 1,152
    Sam 37 said:


    A disciple of farage??

    S/he needed to... spell check the whole of that text;unless, of course, s/he was feeling pretty certain about the spelling of      and .  Such...patriots(!!) are often most convinced of the veracity of their "facts". 

     It's also quite possible that the adorable cheese comes from Parma!  🤣
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