Toilet 🚽seat wars A question for persons who point Percy at the porcelain: Why do you need to lift the seat at all? There's a pretty large hole in most toilet seats which should be able to accommodate even the worst shot.
Spoken like someone who has never had to deal with a split stream Plus you still have to give it a few shakes after and that's a marksmanship challenge all in itself.
I'm from the lid down before you flush school of hygene though so it's a moot point either way. Get some soft-close hinges on there and marvel at how far science has brought us. The monkeys came down from the trees with the ambition of having soft close toilet seats. The pinacle of humanity has been reached. \o/
If you can keep your head, while those around you are losing theirs, you may not have grasped the seriousness of the situation.
I won't judge. I was complaining to the wife about how hard it is to pee in the dark and she asked why I didn't just sit down. It hadn't even occurred to me but then I'll probably just rig up some night lights in there rather than face the cold embrace of a toilet seat at 3am given the choice. The light switch in there is loud enough to wake a sleeping baby in case you're wondering why I don't just use it.
If you can keep your head, while those around you are losing theirs, you may not have grasped the seriousness of the situation.
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“It's still magic even if you know how it's done.”
“It's still magic even if you know how it's done.”
A question for persons who point Percy at the porcelain:
Why do you need to lift the seat at all? There's a pretty large hole in most toilet seats which should be able to accommodate even the worst shot.
A glow worm's never glum
Cos how can you be grumpy
When the sun shines out your bum!