I hate shrubs and trees that have been lollipopped by someone who has no idea how to prune, and then complains it doesn't flower.
I have some dahlias at the moment. Giant Kelvin floodlight. Huge blooms of yellow. Absolutely stunning, one to a vase ( or fancy whisky bottle). Nowhere near as tasteful as Cafe au lait, but they were cheap in Lidl.
Agree about African Marigolds - must be the colour as they look like 1970s artificial plants. I inherited a few supposedly ‘naff’ border plants: Crocosomia (garden variety orange), Loostrife (common yellow) and Cranesbill/Geranium (ordinary purple) but I suppose they bring a bit of color and cover, and at least not all at the same time. I generally find bright pink anything a bit naff, but I also inherited plenty of those so have learned to embrace them, as can’t bring myself to dig up plants which are healthy (I’m looking at you Fuchsias...)
I have never liked Astrantia, especially the wine coloured one, but I don't think they are naff. Horrible orangy/red Begonias, bought as large corms are binned for being naff though as they were meant to be deep crimson. I have since decided that all Begonias are naff.
Gladioli are OK bought in bunches, but they are naff in my garden. I also think daffodils are a waste of time unless grown in great swathes on acres.
Erysimum Bowles Mauve just sits there being purple, so I am binning that and looking for something that at least shows some interest in the passing season. And finally Hemerocallis, just very naff and takes up too much room.
none of them. I like any plant that will grow well here - which is precious few. I'm not a fan of the square lawn with a foot wide strip of bedding plants 'round the outside - but that's the arrangement not the plants. Personally I wouldn't have hanging baskets but I like them if they are done well on public buildings and in streets. I don't have begonias or dahlias - they won't grow for me. I do have crocosmia, euphorbia, gladioli, chrysanthemums, buddleia, conifers, blue roses, variagation, I even have pampas grass, albeit only a dwarf one.
I'll agree with painted heathers and succulents. But as ForTheBees says, it's not the plants, it's what's been done to them that I dislike.
I'm just a plant tramp
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“It's still magic even if you know how it's done.”
I have always grown gladioli...........one of my favourites. Begonias.......always look fake, I have totally gone off hanging baskets.........but I do admire them when they are well done.
I don't like sweet peas. Flowers at the top that I don't really like the smell of / mouldy or crispy at the bottom
Also, I like my spring to be a subtle precursor to summer ,at which time, colours can go sillydaft. For this reason, I don't like leery plants like forsythia red tulips and roundabout daffs.
Some plants are just plain creepy. Ceanothis dark green and a blue that doesn't go -sinister. black tulips -why? Creepy black grass would you want to see a black rose or a black daisy or a black daffodils? Silly question - some would. It takes all sorts. The main thing is to garden for yourself. Fashion and the chattering classes will eventually catch up with you.
I have always grown gladioli...........one of my favourites. Begonias.......always look fake, I have totally gone off hanging baskets.........but I do admire them when they are well done.
I think that's why I hate them. For every one you see which is "well done" you see hundreds of tired old neglected horrors. ( ditto lavender hedges )
I think of double daffodils as little more than painted strumpets.
I also intensely dislike bedding schemes that juxtapose pink with orange. My Mum used to love “a nice splash of colour” in her garden; even then I thought it was vulgar.
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Also, Celosia argentea. I just can't bring myself to take it seriously.
I inherited a few supposedly ‘naff’ border plants: Crocosomia (garden variety orange), Loostrife (common yellow) and Cranesbill/Geranium (ordinary purple) but I suppose they bring a bit of color and cover, and at least not all at the same time.
I generally find bright pink anything a bit naff, but I also inherited plenty of those so have learned to embrace them, as can’t bring myself to dig up plants which are healthy (I’m looking at you Fuchsias...)
Gladioli are OK bought in bunches, but they are naff in my garden. I also think daffodils are a waste of time unless grown in great swathes on acres.
Erysimum Bowles Mauve just sits there being purple, so I am binning that and looking for something that at least shows some interest in the passing season. And finally Hemerocallis, just very naff and takes up too much room.
I'll agree with painted heathers and succulents. But as ForTheBees says, it's not the plants, it's what's been done to them that I dislike.
I'm just a plant tramp
“It's still magic even if you know how it's done.”
Also, I like my spring to be a subtle precursor to summer ,at which time, colours can go sillydaft.
For this reason, I don't like leery plants like forsythia red tulips and roundabout daffs.
Some plants are just plain creepy. Ceanothis dark green and a blue that doesn't go -sinister. black tulips -why? Creepy black grass
The main thing is to garden for yourself. Fashion and the chattering classes will eventually catch up with you.
I also intensely dislike bedding schemes that juxtapose pink with orange. My Mum used to love “a nice splash of colour” in her garden; even then I thought it was vulgar.