Hi Mike. I agree that it is one of the funniest ones I’ve heard. I’m still laughing every now and then and getting funny looks from Hubby. Glad you like it.
We’re south of Canberra in one of the snowy mountains regions called The Monaro, Mike. Even though we get cold winters, it’s very hot at the moment - high 30s. I’ll be 78 in June, so snap!
Great pic Pat......here's another joke for you .....
So Mary and John have spent the last six months persuading Mary's old dad to go into a nursing home .
Her dad finally agrees and when he sees the place he is quite impressed , especially with his room which has a nice balcony overlooking a very beautiful garden. He is settling in nicely but decides he would like to have his mid day meal on the balcony . So he is enjoying his meal and he leans to his right and the nurse straightens him up.....a few moments later he leans to his left and the nurse straightens him up ......a few moments later he leans forward and once again the nurse straightens him up .....this goes on a few days and then Mary and John visit him.
So Mary asks "how are you settling in dad , do you like it?"
He replies "it's very nice dear , the place is great the room is wonderful but........"
The little Irish man was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
"I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, then eat regularly again for 2 days then skip a day. Repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.
When the little man returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 lbs!
"Why, that's amazing", the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"
The little man nodded. "I'll tell you though, be jaesuz, I t'aut I were going to drop dead on dat 'tird day."
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Hi Mike. I agree that it is one of the funniest ones I’ve heard. I’m still laughing every now and then and getting funny looks from Hubby. Glad you like it.
Ha ha, Mike. Am I to assume by the time that you are posting, that you are also in Australia?
No Pat, Mike is here in Blighty. He often posts late/early
A A Milne
Ok Lilyp. I’ve not seen him before.
Might have a Hosta sleep patterns.
You really are night owl, Mike.
Very funny funtastic laughs on this thread
Thanks to you all x
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Glad you like them granma.
I hope we can keep the good laughs coming.
We’re south of Canberra in one of the snowy mountains regions called The Monaro, Mike. Even though we get cold winters, it’s very hot at the moment - high 30s
. I’ll be 78 in June, so snap!
Great pic Pat......here's another joke for you .....
So Mary and John have spent the last six months persuading Mary's old dad to go into a nursing home .
Her dad finally agrees and when he sees the place he is quite impressed , especially with his room which has a nice balcony overlooking a very beautiful garden. He is settling in nicely but decides he would like to have his mid day meal on the balcony . So he is enjoying his meal and he leans to his right and the nurse straightens him up.....a few moments later he leans to his left and the nurse straightens him up ......a few moments later he leans forward and once again the nurse straightens him up .....this goes on a few days and then Mary and John visit him.
So Mary asks "how are you settling in dad , do you like it?"
He replies "it's very nice dear , the place is great the room is wonderful but........"
"but what ?" she says
"they won't let me fart on the balcony! "