This is the ultimate warning not to utilise my unsightly self at the local unceremonious ball with my unclothed dance partner, where did you unearth my photo. It is unsavoury to use unsightly photo"s upfront on this unit which could cause an uprising when the mob peruse my classic undercarriage and unicorn protuberance. I would ask you to undo this and undertake not to use said unfortunate though unique possibly ubiquitous underground film ever again.
Well that is my story, my dance partner caught cold and I had to be re-shod.
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This shouldn't take too long folks - only 113 items to identify.
Unicorn; Uncle Sam; UFO; Urinal; over to you...............
Ursa major, ursa minor, underwear, ugly baby, US flag, united nations flag, urns,
This is the ultimate warning not to utilise my unsightly self at the local unceremonious ball with my unclothed dance partner, where did you unearth my photo. It is unsavoury to use unsightly photo"s upfront on this unit which could cause an uprising when the mob peruse my classic undercarriage and unicorn protuberance. I would ask you to undo this and undertake not to use said unfortunate though unique possibly ubiquitous underground film ever again.
Well that is my story, my dance partner caught cold and I had to be re-shod.
Frank.
Undoubtedly unequalled ululation PG!
Frank, I really love your replies relating to the letters as I post them. Thank you for making me smile