Daughter (26) had us both in stitches with her account of a conversation with a work colleague.
He was complaining that his chilli plant was not setting fruit.
Where do you keep it?
On the kitchen windowsill.
Do you open the window, or put it outside ?
No, why?
Because it needs insects to get to it to fertilise it. But never mind, if you can't do that you can fertilise it yourself.
Guy looks horrified.
No, not that way, you need a small paintbrush!
She says he isn't as daft as this makes him sound
BCD
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Daughter (26) had us both in stitches with her account of a conversation with a work colleague.
He was complaining that his chilli plant was not setting fruit.
Where do you keep it?
On the kitchen windowsill.
Do you open the window, or put it outside ?
No, why?
Because it needs insects to get to it to fertilise it. But never mind, if you can't do that you can fertilise it yourself.
Guy looks horrified.
No, not that way, you need a small paintbrush!
She says he isn't as daft as this makes him sound
BCD