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  • Sam 37Sam 37 Posts: 1,271
    Artemis3 says:

    When you can't help smiling!

    Sir Mo!

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     Marvellous.  The child refugee who makes us proud, glad and euphoric to be British!

  • Artemis3 says:

    (By the way, I bought that manure you suggested for my pear tree; next year, I'm expecting miracles!)

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     Oh dear ... No pressure then image

    Our espalier Concorde gave us two dozen pears like this one this year, in only its second year of fruiting. I would have thinned them but I had a broken foot and the tree got left to look after itself and did very well, thanks to the damp summer 

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    Hope yours does as well for you. 

    Last edited: 16 November 2017 22:40:51


    Gardening in Central Norfolk on improved gritty moraine over chalk ... free-draining.





  • Artemis3Artemis3 Posts: 751

    That's a beauty, Dove! 

    Sorry to hear about your foot, image     but I imagine it's fine now?

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  • Sam 37Sam 37 Posts: 1,271

    This morning, an old lady walked into a well-known local café, where I was waiting for a friend, ordered a tea, and when she heard the barista’s non-British accent, asked her, “Where will you go after Brexit?"

    "Wherever I like," the girl replied. "I have an EU passport."

  • Joyce21Joyce21 Posts: 15,489

    An excellent replyimage

    SW Scotland
  • IamweedyIamweedy Posts: 1,364

    What a mess we have by David Cameron offering this referendum. I just despair of people sometimes. It was quite obvious to those who had thought about it that leaving the EU was never going to  a simple issue.

    This will be one very serious and expensive mistake for the UK we will be paying for in years hence and damaging to the UK economy for many more years. It will create economic uncertainty.   Who will now do our UK seasonal market gardening for example?.

    "Never loose the hand of nurse, for fear of finding something worse!"




    'You must have some bread with it me duck!'

  • "The amendment to the European Union (Withdrawal) Bill, which would have transferred the EU protocol on animal sentience, so that animals are still recognised as sentient beings under domestic law, was voted down last week.

    Environment Secretary @michaelgove confirms animals will continue to be recognised as sentient beings once we leave the EU #greenbrexithttps://t.co/U0YZuVlbJkpic.twitter.com/3rYiuQuEyT"

    Gove doesn't need to swear on the Bible; we all trust every word he says.  How comforting during such a period as this!!

  • Artemis3Artemis3 Posts: 751

    I hope you're not being ironic.  I hope you don't mean we shouldn't trust Gove!

  • Of course I'm not being ironic.  I asked Boris whether Gove should be trusted and he assured me that Gove is absolutele trustworthy.

    Do you think he was wrong??

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