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  • B3B3 Posts: 27,504

    There are no rules lirodendronimage

    Pitterpatter your efforts have demonstrated what can be achieved. Thank you.

    Hope you will find time to practise more guerrilla pasting

    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • B3B3 Posts: 27,504

    It's been a bit windy over the past couple of days. Might I suggest that members check their gardens to see if any improvements are evident?

    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • pitter-patterpitter-patter Posts: 2,429

    B3, I'm only to happy to provide the 'theory'. I am slowly putting it into practice, but it takes time to reach the levels of mastery I have observed here. Neglect requires effort sometimes, if only to resist the urge to meddle with accumulation of grime, the maturing of mould. It takes an almost Baudelaireian strength of character.

    I can at least be consoled that the ground elder I have painstakingly dug a few weeks ago is back in it's full majesty and umblemishness. 

  • B3B3 Posts: 27,504
    pittpatter says:

    B3, I'm only to happy to provide the 'theory'. I am slowly putting it into practice, but it takes time to reach the levels of mastery I have observed here. Neglect requires effort sometimes, if only to resist the urge to meddle with accumulation of grime, the maturing of mould. It takes an almost Baudelaireian strength of character.

     Baudeaireian - l looked it up. what a great word! I will insinuate it into conversation at every opportunity.

    The Baudeaireian Gallery hmmm!

    One esteemed member dumped  concrete slabs on his weeds as a suppressant. You might find this handy tip usefulimage

    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • pitter-patterpitter-patter Posts: 2,429

    No need to worry about the foxglove flowering anymore, Liri. You have some visitors munching the leaves. However, I have succumbed to my good nature again (I need to find better ways of suppressing it) and added a little helper. Now it may or it may not deal with the visitors, but I dare say that's a welcome tension in a gardener's life. 

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  • plant pauperplant pauper Posts: 6,904

    Baudelaireian!!! Bwahahaha I've heard it all now!!!! My old chemistry professor used to roar at us about our Baudelaireian efforts at synthesising compounds. I never thought I'd hear it again!!!!! Brilliant Pitter patter.

    As I was doing the dishes Liri I looked over towards the compost bins and thought exactly the same as you think about your wood pile. That pallet has been there so long that I don't see it any more! And the brick beside it! Must take a pic. You can all see what you think.

  • pitter-patterpitter-patter Posts: 2,429

    Concrete slabs are rather too cumbersome for my current disposition. I feel relaxed, I am one with mother nature, ground elder is as beautiful as any other plant. Peace.

  • LiriodendronLiriodendron Posts: 8,328

    Pitter Patter, thanks so much for your improvements... my mind is at ease.  image

    In actual fact, there are already toads in the heap of wood.  It's a great excuse for leaving it exactly where it is.

    Since 2019 I've lived in east Clare, in the west of Ireland.
  • sanjy67sanjy67 Posts: 1,007
    pitter-patter says:

    Wonderful, immaculate bench. But I think there might be something missing.image

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    Hmm... Much better!

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    hahahahahahha image hilarious pitter patter!! i was looking at it and thinking 'oooh they have made one exactly the same as mine!' i'm much too tidy for that pile to be missed on my daily inspections image i have a wind tunnel leading to the back door and all my empty plant pots, leaves & general debris colects itself there on it's own accord, only trouble is when you bend down to sweep it up the wind blows it back into a vortex image 

  • sanjy67sanjy67 Posts: 1,007
    plant pauper says:

    Sanjy....that's my kind of thing!!! Well impressed with that. Yesterday I was looking at a bench at auction but it was a bit image Now I know what I'm going to do with the two bunks in the garage roof space!!!! 

    In the Winter when there's nothing happening outside (like tidyin er that) I rejig pieces of furniture. That's sheer genius!

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     pp i love doing stuff with junk, mind u i stood looking at the pile of bits for a good half of a day trying to think of something to make, i've also made a low kids bench with a toybox beneath the seating for my great niece & nephew, i made that out of a solid ended babys' cot. 

    i want to see your bench when completed piled up with cr*p as in pitter patters indoctrination image

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