Did you go to my school Steve? the convent ! Bottle green blazer, straw boater and the worse thing. ..... Bottle green BIG knickers (sorry!) haha ...... I remember you
Me too. Drives me mad! A person in my family does it and I have to look away if we're at the table together! Holds the fork in the same way except all twisted round backwards...or something. Very unattractive!
Maybe they were never taught properly!
ps someone started a post on here today with "so". Had to laugh.
Unfortunately now I read it as "sooo Hazel" The two are permanently linked in my head because this thread makes me laugh!
We had a lady in the library who had a false upper set! She'd let them fall down at one side of her mouth and rattle them across her bottom set like....well I don't know what like. It was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. I'm just glad I never shared a table with her!!!
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I can't bear the way that torode bloke eats with his mouth open and the greengrocer chap shovels food in his mouth.
The judges in these programmes remind me of jaded roues whose palates need ever more ridiculously presented food before titillation occurs.
Did you go to my school Steve? the convent ! Bottle green blazer, straw boater and the worse thing. ..... Bottle green BIG knickers (sorry!) haha ...... I remember you

Too many "Americanisms" for me. If one more person says skedule....so help me!!
There IS a number...
The team IS getting off the bus...
S I N G U L A R ! ! !
There are fewer. PLURAL.
There is less. SINGULAR.
I'll stop now...my B.P.s getting up!
Me too. Drives me mad! A person in my family does it and I have to look away if we're at the table together! Holds the fork in the same way except all twisted round backwards...or something.
Very unattractive!
Maybe they were never taught properly!
ps someone started a post on here today with "so". Had to laugh.
Unfortunately now I read it as "sooo Hazel" The two are permanently linked in my head because this thread makes me laugh!
We had a lady in the library who had a false upper set! She'd let them fall down at one side of her mouth and rattle them across her bottom set like....well I don't know what like. It was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. I'm just glad I never shared a table with her!!!
Castanets!!!!!!!
Over here Kipper Knickers means a whooooole different thing!