In a former life I admit to being an estate agent. When describing the gardens in the house 'particulars', whenever possible I would incorporate something like 'bounded by Laurel and Hardy annuals'. No-one ever 'got it', made me laugh though!
Brilliant!
Not sure I can forgive you for being an Estate Agent though....
Hi Vegemight, (Australian?)
Ever read "Brothel in Pimlico"? Best amusing descriptions of properties I have ever seen.
I love estate agent speak...compact or bijou, means you can't swing a cat round.
easliy maintained garden....covered in concrete or decking. Tastefully decorated, head to foot in magnolia emulsion.
I love the Laurel and hardy planting though.
Verdun, I don't think your jokes are missed as such, maybe just ignoredxx
i know Verdun, I can be real bitchy at times.
RSPCA HQ is also very small or 'bijou' you cant swing a cat around in there!!!
Very true Decepticon
their head office is pretty stately though.
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Brilliant!
Not sure I can forgive you for being an Estate Agent though....
I live in west central Scotland - not where that photo is...
Hi Vegemight, (Australian?)
Ever read "Brothel in Pimlico"? Best amusing descriptions of properties I have ever seen.
I love estate agent speak...compact or bijou, means you can't swing a cat round.
easliy maintained garden....covered in concrete or decking. Tastefully decorated, head to foot in magnolia emulsion.
I love the Laurel and hardy planting though.
Verdun, I don't think your jokes are missed as such, maybe just ignored
xx
i know Verdun, I can be real bitchy at times.
RSPCA HQ is also very small or 'bijou' you cant swing a cat around in there!!!
Very true Decepticon
their head office is pretty stately though.