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  • flumpy1flumpy1 Posts: 3,117
    BLT I've got one of them wooden house, my grandad passed it down to me, it's Swiss and it still works : )
  • flumpy1flumpy1 Posts: 3,117
    Verdun one day I'm moving to Cornwall : )
  • Of course these warnings aren't meant for us. We, as gardeners are well acquainted with 'Going Outside'. As a result we look out the window, assess the weather and dress accordingly.

    The warnings, given by the hyperbolic weather presenters are for those people who leave the house in winter wearing a crop top, mini skirt and high heels (mostly, but not exclusively, female) and then wonder why their skin turns blue.

     

  • KT53KT53 Posts: 9,015

    The problem for the weather forecasters is that they are damned if they do and damned if they don't.  If they don't issue warnings they are criticised for that.  If they do issue warnings and the weather isn't as bad as forecast they are criticised for that.

  • B3B3 Posts: 27,503

    There are clouds outside. What shall I doimage?

    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • DovefromaboveDovefromabove Posts: 88,140

    Come indoors and sit on the sofa and watch rubbish telly - I've got my feet up and I'm knitting. That way I can't slip over on the wet terrace or make big footprints in the lawn image


    Gardening in Central Norfolk on improved gritty moraine over chalk ... free-draining.





  • B3B3 Posts: 27,503

    Knitting needles can be very dangerous. Why do you think they are banned on planes? Stick rubbers on the points but be careful not to swallow them.

    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • Lou12Lou12 Posts: 1,149

    image

  • flumpy1flumpy1 Posts: 3,117
    He he that's funny pansyface : )
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