Let's all do our bit to help those little birds to win. Just received this week's newsletter and the heading is 'Help Garden Birds/Win Garden Prizes'. Any suggestions on how we can help them to win or what you think they might be interested in
A month's worth of unrestricted access to soft fruit, in a month of the bird's own choosing? Pliers to cut through wire mesh on fruit cages? A permanent home on the tree branch just above my poor car? (Actually they've already won that one.)
My cat has set his sights on catching a pheasant (he's not bothered about the little birds - think big is his motto!) If the pheasants win I think they'd want a mini tiger trap - or a mini AK47
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Right now - mine might appreciate legwarmers!
I live in west central Scotland - not where that photo is...
Mine have dreams of swapping the bird bath for a hot tub
Gardening in Central Norfolk on improved gritty moraine over chalk ... free-draining.
Ooh, now you're talking
A month's worth of unrestricted access to soft fruit, in a month of the bird's own choosing? Pliers to cut through wire mesh on fruit cages? A permanent home on the tree branch just above my poor car? (Actually they've already won that one.)
Pansyface, you should be ashamed
Ours might like a dehumidifier: the bird feeders keep getting moist in and ruining the seeds.
My cat has set his sights on catching a pheasant (he's not bothered about the little birds - think big is his motto!) If the pheasants win I think they'd want a mini tiger trap - or a mini AK47