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Violets
Mr E Busch
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Sir/Madam,
I venture another topic, whose impact could hardly be more serious.
In short: what should be the punishment for domestic violets?
With expressions of the very greatest esteem,
E. Busch
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Indeed, Pansyface, although I should like to see the perpetrators beaten about the bush too.
And perhaps soundly caned.
They must learn.
Horse radish whip 'em I say!
And my friend Thunbergia agrees!
Not just radish, my dear Plant Pauper, but fully rad.
You having a quiet day Mr Busch? Don't you have ironing to be getting on with?
Ironing, old thing? There aren't enough daisies in the calendula for such nonsense.
HA HA HA you made me laugh out loud Pansy!!!!
Very droll, Pansy. But I'm not as much of a has-bean as all that.
I must say, I'm beginning to suspect you of domestic violets.
What about raking and dentistry, a dastardly crime even if no violets are involved.