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The daftest thing you've done in your garden

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  • Val40Val40 Posts: 1,377

    Fun isn't it GF. image

    Kef, FG is right,  GG is on her hols again. Have caravan, will travel.  Need I say more. image Hope her weather's better than ours. 

  • steephillsteephill Posts: 2,841

    Wasn't me but the previous owner, honest.  I took down a large conifer which was shading the greenhouse and most of that side of the garden. When I got in to the bottom of the trunk I found lots of nice bits of stone, you know, the sort that people use to make small rockeries. Yes, another 60's dwarf conifer that was anything but!

  • It's tipping it down outside - too wet even to run up top my leaky greenhouse!  Much enjoying these mishaps - having a good laugh, thanks.

    Daftist thing I eveer did was to believe the seed packet that the five seeds of passionflower were precious and hard to grow.  All grew - were planted against the house wall - grew rampantly and covered the wall with wonderful flowers, followed by apricot-like fruits in the autumn.  The following year I noticed something pokling up above the skirting board on an internal wall indoors.  The plants were so rampant they had found a crack below soil level and were rampaging through the foundations. 

    You feel very daft spraying weedkiller down the back of a skirting board.

    The fruits dropped to the ground and I left them to rot where they fell.  Big mistake.Like poppies  a goodly crop come up each year and that's affter ten years.

    Needless to say the plants had to be removed - and the damp-proof course investigated.....hmmm - not a happy hubby!

     

  • FairygirlFairygirl Posts: 55,099

    gardeningg- we shouldn't laugh but.....just shows you how careful you need to be doesn't it!

    I suppose your conditions must have been just right for them! image

    It's a place where beautiful isn't enough of a word....



    I live in west central Scotland - not where that photo is...
  • Mmm.  dry, lifeless soil - who ever said passionflowers were delicate!

  • WeaveyDaveyWeaveyDavey Posts: 575

    I can relate to Steephill's comment re: 'overgrown' conifers - except I was the guilty party in foolishly planting several pot-nurtured conifers when moving to my present address over 23 years ago! At that time each conifer had genteel proportions and nestled in odd corner beds and alongside the walled edges of the terrace garden BUT they grew to become teenage 'thugs' and took over in earnest; shading out my greenhouse and the bulk of the garden vegetable plots. Fortunately my son holds a Chainsaw Certificate and was able to give up much of last October's halfterm break to fell the villainous rebels and release my garden from their combined shade!!

    The transformation has been remarkable and all is now blooming in my new sun-drenched garden! 

  • Lupin 1Lupin 1 Posts: 8,916

    As a very smarty pants 25yr old and newish to gardening I informed my neighbour, who wasn't as knowledable as me !!!!  That her new purchase was a Cotton Eater.  

  • I have the sort of soil Alan Tichmarsh would kill for , so even mild mannered plants go wild. 

    I very much regret bringing an Hypericum ( I think) from my old garden. iIt's every where together with Japanese anenomies, and a couple of other plants whose names escape me at the moment. One has dark purple leaves and smallish yellow flowers the other had a mauve coloured flat flowerhead. both about 3 foot plus.  That's another problem I tend to grow dwarf vareities as they seem to end up much bigger than normal and the normal sized end up as giants.  Perhaps  I shouldn't  talk to them and give them encouragement.  What I would love to spread and have great difficulty in getting them to do so are Snowdrops  They just seem to sulk no matter where I put them, but my Lly of the Valley are going great guns even into the lawn.

  • Yes, that hypericum self-seeds everywhere.  You just have to be strongwilled and pull them up as soon as you notice them.

    My snowdrops are in a semi-shaded spot, along with Lucifer - trouble is the snowdrops want to spread to the back of the bed while Lucifer keeps edging forward intio the sun!  They are certainly not going to take my wishes into consideration - like the solomons seal which arrived with a raspberry bush - I've movesd it to several different more suitable positions, but no, it is determioned to stay where it first arrived!

  • Lupin 1Lupin 1 Posts: 8,916

    Just checked the cucumbers in conservatory didn't need watering & then proceeded to test temperature of the water with my finger before filling the iron. Not got plants on the brain then.

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