Hang on a second.....how old is ikkle wickle Verduns? Methinks he is older than Mummy Muddy Paws! Wicked! Tricksy! False!
Naughty Verduns, Mummy is putting you on the Naughty chair, one minute for every year of your life. Mummy thinks you will need to take your Beano with you.
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... but better than a flock of bustards or a drove of bullocks

Wotcha think of this weather then? Load of old Verduns.
Ohhhh, is my ikkle wickle Verduns upset now? Mummy didn't mean to hurt your feelings!
Mwaaaahhhhh. Mummy kiss it better now!
Hang on a second.....how old is ikkle wickle Verduns? Methinks he is older than Mummy Muddy Paws! Wicked! Tricksy! False!
Naughty Verduns, Mummy is putting you on the Naughty chair, one minute for every year of your life. Mummy thinks you will need to take your Beano with you.