This thread is the funniest one we've had for ages - LOL funny
Visions of some people (Charlie & Runnybeak take a bow) going puce & thumping at the keyboard as they let it all out...
Glad to see Edd Balls has been mentioned several times - the clue is in the name
Steve - you will get one of Dove's special spanked btms if you are not careful (or if you're lucky depending on your personal preferences in such matters )
Heaven is ... sitting in the garden with a G&T and a cat while watching the sun go down
yes - I did repeat that on purpose! They're the bane of my life - garden-wise, but I'd also add the following more general stuff:
People who begin each sentence with "So...... " and those who say "like" several times in a sentence.
The words Iconic and Graphic.
The phrase "lessons will be learned".
Politicians who appear - from their words & actions - never to have had what I'd call a "proper job" and so don't seem to have any real experience of life.
Cosmetic surgery courtesy of the NHS.
Broadcasters who emphasise the wrong syllable when using words like "contribute".
False fingernails.
Whoever it is that chucks their rubbish (drinks cans/food wraps etc) into the hedgerows round here.
and most of the other stuff people have aready mentioned................!
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This thread is the funniest one we've had for ages - LOL funny
Visions of some people (Charlie & Runnybeak take a bow) going puce & thumping at the keyboard as they let it all out...
Glad to see Edd Balls has been mentioned several times - the clue is in the name
Steve - you will get one of Dove's special spanked btms if you are not careful (or if you're lucky depending on your personal preferences in such matters
)
Steve
Topbird, I shall pop on some leather chaps and brace myself!
Fly tipping
Rabbits
Rabbits
Rabbits
yes - I did repeat that on purpose! They're the bane of my life - garden-wise, but I'd also add the following more general stuff:
People who begin each sentence with "So...... " and those who say "like" several times in a sentence.
The words Iconic and Graphic.
The phrase "lessons will be learned".
Politicians who appear - from their words & actions - never to have had what I'd call a "proper job" and so don't seem to have any real experience of life.
Cosmetic surgery courtesy of the NHS.
Broadcasters who emphasise the wrong syllable when using words like "contribute".
False fingernails.
Whoever it is that chucks their rubbish (drinks cans/food wraps etc) into the hedgerows round here.
and most of the other stuff people have aready mentioned................!
Gardening in Central Norfolk on improved gritty moraine over chalk ... free-draining.
can I please, please add the word amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing ? please?
Steve, I've met a few "leather chaps" on my travels
people who don't put a hand in front of their mouth when they cough
children who haven't been taught to say 'Please' and 'Thank you'
ditto to that one suburbshrub, but can I add, people who don't.............. when they , belch , sneeze etc?