In that vein Steve the Gardening Vet, did you ever hear of the 'rural' method of cat castration? The 'procedure' apparently involved shoving the poor Tom head first into a welly...
Love the ideas Steve and Philippa, will be trying Celery for the first time next year and do need a few tree ties too I can see me ending up collecting up old wellies at every opportunity!
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Cut them into circular (well, elliptical) strips and use them as tree ties
I'm just glad you were extremely careful not to cut down a pair of willies...
Love the ideas Steve and Philippa, will be trying Celery for the first time next year and do need a few tree ties too
I can see me ending up collecting up old wellies at every opportunity!
I'll send you mine Gemma
Steve...

I live in west central Scotland - not where that photo is...
I once repaired an old pair using some fibre glass resin. I was quite porr at the time, but it did the job.