Short Snow Jokes Q: What do you get from sitting on the snow too long? A: Polaroids! Q: What's an ig? A: A snow house without a loo! Q: Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one? A: You have to hollow out the head. Q: What do snowmen eat for lunch ? A: Icebergers ! Q: What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window? A: Snow and Tell. Q: If the sun shines while it's snowing, what should you look for? A: Snowbows. Q: If you live in an igloo made of snow, what's the worst thing about global warming? A: No privacy! Q: What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together? A: A receding hare line. Q: How do you keep the snow from giving you cold feet? A: Don't go around BRRfooted! Q: What kind of math do Snowy Owls like? A: Owlgebra. Q: How do you know if there's a snowman in your bed? A: You wake up wet! Q: What do you call a snowboarder with no girlfriend/boyfriend? A: Homeless Q: What is the difference between a snowboard instructor and a snowboard student? A: 3 days Q:. Where does a snowman keep his money? A: In a snow bank. Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast? A: Frosted Flakes. Q: What do you call an old snowman? A: Water! Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? A: Frostbite. Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib? A: A snowmobile! Q: What do Snowmen call their offspring? A: Chill-dren. Q: How does a Snowman get to work? A: By icicle.
Have you been raiding the cracker boxes again. They are awful
Thank you for your comments. She was a flat coated retreiver. Oscar used to have lovely games with her. they used to call for each other and run around the green, and before we had a fence between the houses they used to run off with each others toys.
Evening all - pretty cold here but no snow yet. Lovely snow pics - bet Jess was excited. Been in school all day and rather tired now! Had chilli for dinner which I'd made yesterday so only had to heat it up. Lots of horseburger jokes doing the rounds - hope there wasn't any in my veggieburgers
Sad about the dog BJay - Oscar will be missing her.
Lottie - you were asking earlier about sweets to make. The school where I help out made peppermint creams to sell at their disco last term. They were a great success - no cooking required! http://kitchenmonsters.co.uk/2011/12/01/peppermint-creams/
have to get daughter to airport for 8am, they are saying blizzard conditions and have alternative travel plans. Will trains run?? Have to wait and see. She has just said she is havig a dreadful birthday week. On birthday Norvo-virus today still poorly. Can't visit her granny (virus), now maybe her birthday treat may be weather related on hold
I know Bjay, it looks inevitable that we'll get it too. Hope OH will see sense & stay put over there! Plenty of food in stock & daughter & me'll cope. I'm due nurse on friday too, but she's from not too far away so should be ok?
Geoff those jokes get worse!
There was more macaroni cauli than I realised, so had that & still yummy.
Those burgers.... this is why I make a lot of our food from scratch, even when we did eat meat. Ok, ok I know about the odd M&S 'bake' but I do try. Have a lot of sympathy though for those that havent got the ability/knowhow/time to do so. J.
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Short Snow Jokes Q: What do you get from sitting on the snow too long? A: Polaroids! Q: What's an ig? A: A snow house without a loo! Q: Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one? A: You have to hollow out the head. Q: What do snowmen eat for lunch ? A: Icebergers ! Q: What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window? A: Snow and Tell. Q: If the sun shines while it's snowing, what should you look for? A: Snowbows. Q: If you live in an igloo made of snow, what's the worst thing about global warming? A: No privacy! Q: What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together? A: A receding hare line. Q: How do you keep the snow from giving you cold feet? A: Don't go around BRRfooted! Q: What kind of math do Snowy Owls like? A: Owlgebra. Q: How do you know if there's a snowman in your bed? A: You wake up wet! Q: What do you call a snowboarder with no girlfriend/boyfriend? A: Homeless Q: What is the difference between a snowboard instructor and a snowboard student? A: 3 days Q:. Where does a snowman keep his money? A: In a snow bank. Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast? A: Frosted Flakes. Q: What do you call an old snowman? A: Water! Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? A: Frostbite. Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib? A: A snowmobile! Q: What do Snowmen call their offspring? A: Chill-dren. Q: How does a Snowman get to work? A: By icicle.Have you been raiding the cracker boxes again. They are awful
Thank you for your comments. She was a flat coated retreiver. Oscar used to have lovely games with her. they used to call for each other and run around the green, and before we had a fence between the houses they used to run off with each others toys.
Stew with lots of winter veg for tea -
Sausages and jacket spuds for tea. Probably beans as well. And a nice cup of tea.
Sorry to hear about the dog. We had to have our last one put to sleep at the age of 6 - it was heartbreaking, whole family took ages to get over it.
Evening all - pretty cold here but no snow yet. Lovely snow pics - bet Jess was excited. Been in school all day and rather tired now! Had chilli for dinner which I'd made yesterday so only had to heat it up. Lots of horseburger jokes doing the rounds - hope there wasn't any in my veggieburgers
Sad about the dog BJay
- Oscar will be missing her.
Lottie - you were asking earlier about sweets to make. The school where I help out made peppermint creams to sell at their disco last term. They were a great success - no cooking required! http://kitchenmonsters.co.uk/2011/12/01/peppermint-creams/
Just seen weather for thursday/Friday. Ouch!!
have to get daughter to airport for 8am, they are saying blizzard conditions and have alternative travel plans. Will trains run?? Have to wait and see. She has just said she is havig a dreadful birthday week. On birthday Norvo-virus today still poorly. Can't visit her granny (virus), now maybe her birthday treat may be weather related on hold
I know Bjay, it looks inevitable that we'll get it too. Hope OH will see sense & stay put over there! Plenty of food in stock & daughter & me'll cope. I'm due nurse on friday too, but she's from not too far away so should be ok?
Geoff those jokes get worse!
There was more macaroni cauli than I realised, so had that & still yummy.
Those burgers....
this is why I make a lot of our food from scratch, even when we did eat meat. Ok, ok I know about the odd M&S 'bake' but I do try. Have a lot of sympathy though for those that havent got the ability/knowhow/time to do so. J.
Did anyone wake Dean up this morning ?
He slept late because you woke him up last night!
Jess did love it Caz, up until the point when I told her to stand under a tree, and I shook the branch!!
