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  • FloBearFloBear Posts: 2,281

    Burger joke image image

  • Matty2Matty2 Posts: 4,817

    Next door just came round. Had her dog put to sleep this afternoon. I have a good shoulder to cry onimage The antics of my dog and cat trying to get best position in front of fire amused her. Cat won!image Cat always winsimage

    Now saying snow Friday here!

  • jo4eyesjo4eyes Posts: 2,058

    Afternoon all.

    Snow pics good Becks, there's only a wee bit left around here in the cold spots. Gone below freezing again out there now. Only reached 1-2C best I think. I went down to compost bin earlier, but lid frozen on solid! Shall attack tomorrow when wearing older clothes.

    Need to watch the forecasts carefully. OH wasnt going to be able to leave work until late on Friday, but it may be safer for him to stay over there for the w/end after all. Thank goodness for the little house & he's got a Lidl & a Morrisons all within easy walking distance, so he wont starve.

    Digi box had another wobbly & refused to 'tape' something, but if you try the +1 set up it says already has taped it, so wont respond to new request! image Tomorrow shall have tv on quietly & manually over-ride things she says........

    Have had a nice lunch out with friend at GC. The roof there was leaking in various places & it started just above our table! Staff grabbed a spare bucket & we shifted along.

    Came back via B&Q & they have the new stocks of compost now. Got 2 lots of seed & 1 of MP to use. All in porch to keep warm(er) until I need. Seed order to be decided anyway. J.

  • sotongeoffsotongeoff Posts: 9,802

    I think peeps we have to accept will all see snow on Friday-that means we can have a day off and play all dayimage

    I have got those things to go on the bottom of shoes-want to try them outimage-not looking forward to the early morning garden trekimage

    Sad about the dogimage

  • Matty2Matty2 Posts: 4,817

    Yep - she was only 7 - seems young in doggy lives.

     

  • sotongeoffsotongeoff Posts: 9,802

    Yes.

    Fish for teaimage

  • Miss BecksMiss Becks Posts: 3,468

    Not sure what we're having yet. Waiting for madam to decide. image

  • jo4eyesjo4eyes Posts: 2,058

    That is young for dog yrs Bjay. Shame.

    I've got some snow grippers, but since am terrified of slipping, not sure will even try them out. image

    I've still to actually see a forecast!

    Daughter having the rest of cauli/macaroni cheese & me probably beans on toast! Lunch out does tend to fill you up. image J.

  • sotongeoffsotongeoff Posts: 9,802

    Some knock knock winter jokes for the kiddlywinkiesimage

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    Knock! Knock!
    Who's there?
    Snow!
    Snow who?
    Snow skating today - the ice is too thin!


    Knock! Knock!
    Who's there?
    Ice!
    Ice who?
    Ice the guy who builds da boats, and I'ce the guy who sails 'em!


    Knock! Knock!
    Who's there?
    Mammoth!
    Mammoth who?
    Mammoth is sthuck 'cause I'th been eatin' peanuth buther!


    Knock! Knock!
    Who's there?
    Icy!
    Icy who?
    Icy a big polar bear up ahead!


    Knock! Knock!
    Who's there?
    Igloo!
    Igloo who?
    Igloo knew Suzie like I know Suzie...


    Knock! Knock!
    Who's there?
    Emma!
    Emma who?
    Emma bit cold out here - let me in!


    Knock! Knock!
    Who's there?
    Ice floe!
    Ice floe who?
    Ice floe-ting in the cold, cold water. HELP! Pull me OUT!


    Knock! Knock!
    Who's there?
    Eskimo!
    Eskimo who?
    Eskimo questions - he'll tell you no lies!


    Knock! Knock!
    Who's there?
    Shivery!
    Shivery who?
    Shivery disappeared with the Knights of the Round Table!


    Knock! Knock!
    Who's there?
    Icicle!
    Icicle who?
    Icicle down to the newsstand and get me a newspaper, please.


    Knock! Knock!
    Who's there?
    Tobias!
    Tobias who?
    Tobias some nice cold ice cream, you need some money.


    Knock! Knock!
    Who's there?
    Winter!
    Winter who?
    Winternips grow on the tundra, you know summer has arrived!


    Knock! Knock!
    Who's there?
    Mandy!
    Mandy who?
    Mandy lifeboats - the ship has hit an iceberg!


    Knock! Knock!
    Who's there?
    Aurora!
    Aurora who?
    Aurora's just come from a big polar bear!


    Knock! Knock!
    Who's there?
    Avery!
    Avery who?
    Avery time I come to your igloo we go through this!


    Knock! Knock!
    Who's there?
    Effie!
    Effie who?
    Effie'd known you were coming he'd have made some bannock!


    Knock! Knock!
    Who's there?
    Howard!
    Howard who?
    Howard you like to stand out in the cold while some idiot keeps asking "Who's there?"


    Knock! Knock!
    Who's there?
    Eddy!
    Eddy who?
    Eddy idea how I can cure this cold!

     

    Knock! Knock!
    Who's there?
    Snowy!
    Snowy who?
    Snowy in the word "snow" - just an "s" and an "n" and an "o" and a "w".


    Knock! Knock!
    Who's there?
    Freeze!
    Freeze who?
    Freeze a jolly good fellow!
    Freeze a jolly good fellow!


    Knock! Knock!
    Who's there?
    Icicles!
    Icicles who?
    Icicles flying by the sea shore - their wings are flapping up and down!


    Knock! Knock!
    Who's there?
    Frostbite!
    Frostbite who?
    Frostbite yer food, then chew it!



    Knock! Knock!
    Who's there?
    Arctic!
    Arctic who?
    Arctics gonna bite me if they get in my long-johns?


    Knock! Knock!
    Who's there?
    Sleet!
    Sleet who?
    Sleet, I'm starving!


    Knock! Knock!
    Who's there?
    Ice cream!
    Ice cream who?
    Ice cream if you throw me in the cold, cold water!


    Knock! Knock!
    Who's there?
    Ice cream soda!
    Ice cream soda who?
    Ice cream soda whole world will know what a bad thing you did!


    Knock! Knock!
    Who's there?
    Blue!
    Blue who?
    Blue your nose - the cold is making it run!


    Knock! Knock!
    Who's there?
    Alaska!
    Alaska who?
    Alaska my Mom if I can come out and play in the snow.


    Knock! Knock!
    Who's there?
    Grrr!
    Grrr who?
    Are you a polar bear or an owl?


    Knock! Knock!
    Who's there?
    Snow!
    Snow who?
    Snow business like show business!


    Knock! Knock!
    Who's there?
    Churchill!
    Churchill who?
    Churchill be the best place for a wedding !


    Knock! Knock!
    Who's there?
    Cameron!
    Cameron who?
    Cameron film are all you need to take pictures of the northern lights!


    Knock! Knock!
    Who's there?
    Guitar!
    Guitar who?
    Guitar coats, it's cold outside!


    Knock! Knock!
    Who's there?
    Ken!
    Ken who?
    Ken I stay home from school today? It's too cold to go outside!

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  • InkadogInkadog Posts: 492

    Sympathy to your friend--7 is very young,unless it's one of the massive breeds--why I would never have one--too heartbreaking.

    Grey here and about +2 at 9:30--fire on. My 2 dogs, Blue and Inka, have been invited to join a virtual dog pack that travels around looking for adventures. Should be fun.

    Don't envy you your snow--stay warm and safe, everyone!

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