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  • sotongeoffsotongeoff Posts: 9,802

    Have answered the query about googliesimage

    One of the viewers tomorrow has dropped out-one to goimage

    A golfing joke~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    The bride was escorted down the aisle and when she reached the
    altar, the groom was standing there with his golf bag and clubs at
    his side.

    She said, "What are your golf clubs doing here?"

    He looked her right in the eye and said, "This isn't going to take
    all day, is it?

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  • Pam, my dream house has ome back on the market, it is an arts and crafts house overlooking the beach near the Little Orme in Llandudno, next doors have a swimming poop. I'm sure we could be friends. The grandchildren would love the access to the beach. Oh well, dream on.

     

    OH cooking roast shoulder of lamb bought cheap in Sainsbugs yesterday, I love a bargain. There's a lot of it, but it will freeze very nicely sliced and in gravy for OH to eat when I am in HK.

  • DovefromaboveDovefromabove Posts: 88,102

    Hello folks!  Back from work and the weekend begins here image  I called in at the Wyevale GC near the office and bought myself a pressie - a terracotta rhubarb forcing pot - I've always wanted one £19.99 and I had £1 left on a voucher thingy so £18.99 image


    Gardening in Central Norfolk on improved gritty moraine over chalk ... free-draining.





  • Busy-LizzieBusy-Lizzie Posts: 23,966

    No good Geoff. Don't have any pig's blood and there isn't a fast flowing river in my garden. Badger was dead a few days I think - good thing it's winter. Wouldn't surprise me if the French ate badger, they're always shooting wild boar and deer in the woods round here and they eat frog's legs (which are actually quite nice, chickeny) and snails - waste not want not.

    Dordogne and Norfolk. Clay in Dordogne, sandy in Norfolk.
  • sotongeoffsotongeoff Posts: 9,802
    Pennine Petal wrote (see)

    Pam, my dream house has ome back on the market, it is an arts and crafts house overlooking the beach near the Little Orme in Llandudno, next doors have a swimming poop. I'm sure we could be friends. The grandchildren would love the access to the beach. Oh well, dream on.

    Swimming poopimage-curse of the i-pad again Glyn??

  • sotongeoffsotongeoff Posts: 9,802

    Yum-yum-Liz-so all the things that are said about the French are true thenimage

    Do they say Good Moaning?image

  • Glyn! Swimming Poop! I'll stick to my bath thanks! image

    Pam LL glad you are sort of sorted! 

    n thank god it is Friday I ain't far from bed! image

  • Whoops or is that whoopsie??

  • Matty2Matty2 Posts: 4,817

    On local news a farmer has applied to pull up 7 miles of native hedgerow so that he can grow fodder for one of these super dairy farms. He says the hedgrow is not a wildlife route, the ancient oak trees are not for wild life etc. Did you see it Gary? I've probably got some facts wrong. What is everyone opinion? Incidently he hasn't planning paermission for the super farm

  • Don't matter what it is! I ain't getting in it!!!! image Goodight guy's! image

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