Merry Christmas everyone - sounds like you're all having a good day so far . Feeling rather full now but can probably manage a couple of Quality Street in a minute. Plenty of TV to watch now and also have a few things recorded.
Kindle Fire sounds great Geoff - but we won't need to know exactly where you are while posting .
BJay - I have serious wheelbarrow envy now .
Have fun everyone and thanks for all the fun we've had here - long may it continue.
The very last lot of cracker jokes- till next year any way~~~~~~~~~~~~
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Dam.
How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts? Wi’ Jammin
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a boogie in it.
What did the inflatable teacher at the inflatable school say to the inflatable child caught holding a pin? You let me down, you let your friends down, you let your school down but most of all... you let yourself down.
What’s white, fluffy and swings through a cake shop? - A meringue-utang.
Where does a general keep his armies? - Up his sleevies.
What do you give someone who has everything? - Penicillin.
What is green, has a black cloak and holds up stage coaches? - Dick Gherkin
What is the difference between a buffalo and a bison? - You can’t wash your hands in a buffalo
What is the nearest thing to Silver? - The Lone Ranger’s bottom.
Caz, I love that joke, and your pink wheelbarrow. Decided not to put wheelbarrow on my list as it's very hard to direct OH to exactly the right thing even when I write the names of the shops, the serial numbers, attach a photograph etc!
Sounds as if everyone's having a lovely day. OH got home about 2.30 so I've had my opening now Looking forward to entertainment when dogs open their parcels. I'll probably be refereeing fights if I know my lots.
Happy Christmas everyone! had a lovely lunch but not room for any pudding yet! Hope everybody is having a super day! Doing presents tomorrow when we will all be at home!!
Evening, I got a bronze hare, some perfume and a big box of chocs. Just relaxing, waiting for Downton now. When I was I was little and we had 3 families together on Christmas Day we always played Newmarket. I always got irritated cos the grown ups kept talking!
Whatever you're doing this evening, have a good time!
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Merry Christmas everyone - sounds like you're all having a good day so far
. Feeling rather full now but can probably manage a couple of Quality Street in a minute. Plenty of TV to watch now and also have a few things recorded.
Kindle Fire sounds great Geoff - but we won't need to know exactly where you are while posting
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BJay - I have serious wheelbarrow envy now
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Have fun everyone and thanks for all the fun we've had here - long may it continue.
Caz
xx
The joke I had in my cracker today:
What happened to the hyena who ate an Oxo cube?
He made a laughing stock of himself!
The very last lot of cracker jokes- till next year any way~~~~~~~~~~~~
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Dam.
How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts? Wi’ Jammin
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a boogie in it.
What did the inflatable teacher at the inflatable school say to the inflatable child caught holding a pin? You let me down, you let your friends down, you let your school down but most of all... you let yourself down.
What’s white, fluffy and swings through a cake shop? - A meringue-utang.
Where does a general keep his armies? - Up his sleevies.
What do you give someone who has everything? - Penicillin.
What is green, has a black cloak and holds up stage coaches? - Dick Gherkin
What is the difference between a buffalo and a bison? - You can’t wash your hands in a buffalo
What is the nearest thing to Silver? - The Lone Ranger’s bottom.
Caz, I love that joke, and your pink wheelbarrow. Decided not to put wheelbarrow on my list as it's very hard to direct OH to exactly the right thing even when I write the names of the shops, the serial numbers, attach a photograph etc!
Sounds as if everyone's having a lovely day. OH got home about 2.30 so I've had my opening now
Looking forward to entertainment when dogs open their parcels. I'll probably be refereeing fights if I know my lots.
Pink wheel barrow is mine - Bjay
It's in my kitchen - don't want to get it dirty
OH hid it on the wood pile Ho Ho
Still no Internet, but I don't care as we're having a lovely day, and haven't needed the PC for anything!
Looks like a bomb has hit the place! (More than usual) but am now sitting with my feet up watching Teachers on 4OD while Jess is finger painting!
Hope you've all had a great day! Sounds like you have from your posts! Xx
Whatever you're doing this evening, have a good time!