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  • Matty2Matty2 Posts: 4,817

    Early celebrations - yes.

    Celebrations start tomorrow with arrival of family from up North, Sunday will be our Christmas day , turkey, pressies etc as is the only day whole family will be together.

    Christmas Eve I think I'm being allowed to baby sit imageimage

    Family leave early Christmas morning for the other set of parents, son will be at work all day so we will have a small celebration meal when he comes home, daughter is also else where.

    It'ss been quite hard to get my head round all thisimageimage

    I'm sure it will all be fine and jolly and silly imageimage

  • Matty2Matty2 Posts: 4,817

    Hooray Lotttie image

  • sotongeoffsotongeoff Posts: 9,802

    We need to get off this page it is making my eyes funnyimage

    Lottie-yayimage

    Some cracking cracker jokes-there might even some new ones image~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Top 10 cracker jokes for Christmas 2012

    What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis

    Why should you never invite a team of footballers for Christmas? Because they are always dribbling

    What are the wettest animals in the world? Reindeer

    What did Cinderella say when her photos didn’t arrive on time? One day my prints will come.

    What do you call two happy mushrooms? Fun guys

    What do angry mice send each other at Christmas time? Cross mouse cards

    What bird is always out of breath? A puffin

    What do you call a little lobster who won’t share his Christmas presents? Shell-fish

    What do you drain your carrots with at Christmas? An advent colander

    What do you call a train loaded with toffee? A chew chew train

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  • Gary HobsonGary Hobson Posts: 1,892

    The new festive page layout is very cool.

    I find the large white area very useful for scribbling notes on.

  • Matty2Matty2 Posts: 4,817

    When  I was getting ready to go out I pulled a hardly worn red sparkly jumper out - it had become too small image- OH said it's hangin off you now Great he noticed imageimage

    Just fed the birds now to ice the cake.image

  • Miss BecksMiss Becks Posts: 3,468
    Well, managed to persuade Jess to go to nursery, so I could finish pressie shopping. Does that make me a bad Mum? Sending her when she was poorly??? Nursery haven't phoned yet, so she must be ok.

    Sky have said to give them 6 days to fix Internet, that was from Tuesday when I first complained!!

    Wish I hadn't switched now. image

    Treated myself to some chocolate fondant mints!!!! Big smiley with it's tongue sticking out and drooling!! image
  • sotongeoffsotongeoff Posts: 9,802

    Perhaps Sky will give you something for the inconvenience always worth a shotimage

    So how much have you lost Bjay?

  • That reminds me, must get some Bendicks bittermints!

    I'm still here, have finished my work, and had my lunch. Just tidying my desk now and twiddling my thumbs. Wonder how early I can ask to go home? I want to leave before it gets dark as I want to check in on the plot - not that there's much growing, but I like to cast an eye over it now and again!

  • sotongeoffsotongeoff Posts: 9,802

    Todays guesses are~~~~~~~~~~

    Flo-rabbit

    Jean-baby jesus

    Ps-baby

    Georg-panto dame

    Lottie-baby

    Bjay-baby

    They are all wrong-hahahaimage

  • Miss BecksMiss Becks Posts: 3,468
    Ooh, chockie. Snowman. Haven't even read the clue! Worth a guess.
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