Morning again. Short coffee break before I commence with Christmas. Getting on top of things now but a feeling I'm going to be knackered tonight.
I was laughing at Pam's story about the policeman and I've got a funny one , well , it may be a tad macabre .
My youngest Grandson is autistic and is having great difficulty on obtaining closure on Wren, the little cat that had to be put to sleep. He wants to visit the ''grave '' so we have told him that she had to be cremated so now he wants the ashes to scatter.
Daughter and I are now busy burning incense sticks like there's no tomorrow and collecting fag ash from those who smoke . He's now happy as we've told him we are picking the ''ashes '' up from vet's next week.Even daughter was chuckling
Anyway - choc of the day - a polar bear . Must go Christmas awaits
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Morning again. Short coffee break before I commence with Christmas.
Getting on top of things now but a feeling I'm going to be knackered tonight.
I was laughing at Pam's story about the policeman and I've got a funny one , well , it may be a tad macabre .
My youngest Grandson is autistic and is having great difficulty on obtaining closure on Wren, the little cat that had to be put to sleep. He wants to visit the ''grave '' so we have told him that she had to be cremated so now he wants the ashes to scatter.
Daughter and I are now busy burning incense sticks like there's no tomorrow and collecting fag ash from those who smoke
. He's now happy as we've told him we are picking the ''ashes '' up from vet's next week.Even daughter was chuckling 
Anyway - choc of the day - a polar bear . Must go Christmas awaits
Good morning all,
Hope you are all getting in a festive mood. Apologies for the absence but I try to keep up with you all.
It is a tragedy, Inka. There is quite often devastating news around Christmas.
I was going to say penguin too for the choccy guess so I'll say Ranulph Fiennes instead.
Glun you're not the only one who has not written Chrisymas cards. Other things keep getting in the way
I thought penguin as well so I'll change it to snowman for the sake of a good competition.!
Interupted by long pone call so back later
Morning lovelies!
Jean, that is a great story. Will you tell him though when he's grown up!
Shame about the lights though. 
I've had 3 sets blow this year.
Geoff, going for penguin as well!
Todays advent has 5 goodies. 2 edibles, and 2 items that you use the last item with!
My guess today-is a plastic knife and fork to eat Haribo egg jelly things-more buttons and a balloon
There is a real man's prize in today's site advent competition
Becks and any one else with littl'uns here is a play dough recipe, once made it will keep in a sealed plastic box until it's disgusting!!!!
2 cups of plain flour
1 cup of salt
2 cups water plus colouring (food)
2 tablespoons oil
2 teaspoons cream of tartar
Mix togehter put over a LOW heat and stir until mixture comes away from the edge of the pan -cool- knead-
Reday to use
That prize - a little lectric saw - is a product designed for ladies.
Real men use their bare hands and their teeth.
Though some ladies would say that they are more able than some men.
Making a Father Christmas beard should NOT be this complicated!
Thanks Bjay!!
Blokes manage it easily enough
Ha ha ha. yeah, they sort of have an advantage!!