Enjoyed Claridges last night (on TV). The lengths they go to to accommodate dogies. But that's nothing to the lengths they got to to accommodate princesses and pop stars. Interesting that all those super-rich were foreigners. And very good it is that they're spluging their foreign currencies here.
Several speakers on Sky News this morning giving expert opinions about pregnancy.
And there's a special souvenir edition of the Daily Express today. Don't miss that. Thank goodness the Express has now got something to enthouse about for the next 6 months, besides extreme weather.
You'll probably want to run down to the bookies to place an investment on the name of the new baby. The names with the shortest odds are Frances and John:
We had a huge hail storm last night at 3 00am - woke me up . Not much better this morning.Blowing a gale here and the rain is lashing down and I'm going to daughters later. At this rate I'll need a canoe.
My guess for the choc is a fairy. Hope your balls don't get wet Geoff.
Haven't had the news on yet but can guess what it will be all about.
Good morning Gary, Geoff and all other forker who are up and about
It's, as they say in Lincolnshire, taters here this morning, couldn't make out if we had had a slight snow fall or very hard ground frost, well it was dark when I got up.
Right Geoff, I guess its a bauble, thinking along the line of balls,-- have a good game.
Yes we shall here nothing else but babies from now on, but it makes a pleasant change from all the misery in the world.
I thought the RCP was a vast improvement on previous years, but I didn't see all of it.
See you soon, cybernetically?( I spellchecked that and guess what it's a proper word) Sorry Jean, didn't say good morning, but you posted just as I did.
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Right will get thinking cap on.
Going up to bed for a read so will say nighty night . 
If I watch this tele any more there will be a serious crime commited here
Night- The Ice Queen Jeanie
No, sorry Geoff. I'm going to say goodnight to all now, as bed is calling after last night.
Goodnight lovelies!
The Queen has got back in the car-chips on the way home-so that is me done
Night all
Struggling to stay awake so just a quick visit. The frost has finally finished off my dahlias but I have a lupin in flower surprisingly
I need to go on the PC to be able to change my photo.
I could have submitted a dodgy shaped tomato photo as well. one of the Gardeners Delight I grew was rather interesting
Night all
(Forker formerly known as Nola)
Hello nola/Miss L Toe
Site was unavailable earlier-there might be some shenanigans going on-still no sign of smileys-but perhaps today?
Bashing me balls this morning-ouch indeed-
Today's advent calendar choc is round-guesses please
Off to watch tv news in bed and a reporter standing outside a hospital
Morning festive forkers,
Enjoyed Claridges last night (on TV). The lengths they go to to accommodate dogies. But that's nothing to the lengths they got to to accommodate princesses and pop stars. Interesting that all those super-rich were foreigners. And very good it is that they're spluging their foreign currencies here.
Several speakers on Sky News this morning giving expert opinions about pregnancy.
And there's a special souvenir edition of the Daily Express today. Don't miss that. Thank goodness the Express has now got something to enthouse about for the next 6 months, besides extreme weather.
You'll probably want to run down to the bookies to place an investment on the name of the new baby. The names with the shortest odds are Frances and John:
http://sports.williamhill.com/bet/en-gb/betting/e/2586242/Name-of-William-%26-Kate-s-first-baby.html
Morning everyone
and hello Miss. L. Toe 
We had a huge hail storm last night at 3 00am - woke me up . Not much better this morning.Blowing a gale here and the rain is lashing down and I'm going to daughters later. At this rate I'll need a canoe.
My guess for the choc is a fairy. Hope your balls don't get wet Geoff.
Haven't had the news on yet but can guess what it will be all about.
I think Waynetta Windsor could be favourite.
Good morning Gary, Geoff and all other forker who are up and about
It's, as they say in Lincolnshire, taters here this morning, couldn't make out if we had had a slight snow fall or very hard ground frost, well it was dark when I got up.
Right Geoff, I guess its a bauble, thinking along the line of balls,-- have a good game.
Yes we shall here nothing else but babies from now on, but it makes a pleasant change from all the misery in the world.
I thought the RCP was a vast improvement on previous years, but I didn't see all of it.
See you soon, cybernetically?( I spellchecked that and guess what it's a proper word)
Sorry Jean, didn't say good morning, but you posted just as I did.
Chris
Geoff's round mystery item will be a minature chocolate Christmas pudding.