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  • sotongeoffsotongeoff Posts: 9,802

    We can all move to Flo's village- they have plays,belly-dancing and funguys

    As someone with little talent it is nice that some have the nerve to have a go but it might be a cruel awakeningimage-still if you don't try you don't knowimage

  • Caz WCaz W Posts: 1,353

    Morning forkers - am pleased to announce that we now have heat imageimage.  Glad I took Geoff's prediction seriously and got up and ready early as gas man was here by 9.35 am.  Amazing amount of dust/fluff/spiders/dead woodlice uncovered and hoovered up. Awful weather here today and due to continue for the rest of the day so not much fun for the trick and treaters this evening. 

    The joys of decorating - you have my sympathy there Batty,  OH's can be seriously slowed down by endless need for tea/coffee breaks.

    Feel a need for some fried eggs now .......

  • kate1123kate1123 Posts: 2,815

    Chris it will be lovely when it is finished.

    Geoff, I think everyone should enter daft things, it gives you great stories to tell the grand kids.

    Many years ago I went to visit the ghost town Real de Catorce, during the day it was like any bustling market town but at 6pm all the tourists left, I was staying the night though and I never slept a wink with so many abandoned buildings all the windows and doors banged all night. I was sat at the bus stop at 6am.

  • sotongeoffsotongeoff Posts: 9,802

    I didn't allow for the time difference between Swansea and Southampton-but all in all not a bad prediction as I went for 9.15-what was the prize again?

    So other that all the dirt- did he say what has gone wrong?

  • I am prepared............here is the big pumpkin!

    Although I didn't get round to doing the other two!

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  • Jean GenieJean Genie Posts: 1,724

    I want one of these.

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    Don't mind really though - I like seeing the kids dressed up and they are always with Mum .

    Kate , That would not have been me .

     

  • Jo, I need a new shower curtain, in fact am off to buy one today!

    Caz, glad you're feeling the warmth!

    Kate, sounds horrible! Apparently my school was haunted but I never saw the ghost.

    The trouble with my OH is getting him started on a project. If there was an olympic medal for procrastinating he'd win hands down. 

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    Good morning Ghosties and Ghoulies,

    Hope everyone is now warm and keeping well. 

    This is my daughter and grandchildren taken yesterday when we went for a walk in the woods. It was a lovely day and hoping to see some fungi but none to be seen. It's back to be damp and chilly here today so not inspired to go in the garden.

    Happy haunting

  • sotongeoffsotongeoff Posts: 9,802

    Kate-there was nothing to be scared of-there is no such thing as ghosts- I know as I have seen every episode of Scooby -dooimage

    And now for your delight some ghost -jokes~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    • Q: Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
      A: Dayscare centers.
    • Q: What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
      A: Bamboo.
    • Q: What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
      A: Boo boos.
    • Q: What does a ghost eat for lunch?
      A: A BOO-logna sandwich.
    • Q: Where do ghosts go on vacation?
      A: The Eerie canal, Lake Eerie ! or Mali-Boo
    • Q: What's a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival?
      A: The roller ghoster.
    • Q: Where do ghosts buy their food?
      A: At the ghost-ery store.
    • Q: Where do ghosts mail their letters?
      A: At the ghost office.
    • Q: What's a ghosts favorite fruit?
      A: Booberries.
    • Q: What kind of street does a ghost like best ?
      A: A dead end !
    • Q: What did the baby ghost eat for dinner ?
      A: A boo-loney sandwich !
    • Q: What do you call a ghost's mother and father ?
      A: Transparents !
    • Q: How did the ghost song and dance act make a living ?
      A: By appearing in television spooktaculars !
    • Q: What are little ghosts dressed in when it rains ?
      A: Boo-ts and ghoul-oshes !
    • Q: Why are ghosts bad at telling lies ?
      A: Because you can see right through them !
    • Q: What did the ghost teacher say to her class ?
      A: Watch the board and I'll go through it again !
    • Q: How do ghosts learn songs ?
      A: They read the sheet music !
    • Q: What is a ghost's favourite day of the week ?
      A: Frightday !
    • Q: Where do ghosts get an education ?
      A: High sghoul !
    • Q: What did the polite ghost say to her son ?
      A: Don't spook until your spooken to !
    • Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
      A: Hoblin Goblin.
    • Q: What do you call a prehistoric ghost ?
      A: A terror-dactyl !
    • Q: Who speaks at the ghosts' press conference ?
      A: The spooksperson !
    • Q: What should you say when you meet a ghost?
      A: Howdo you boo, sir?
    • Q: What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?
      A: Boo boo's!
    • Q: Why did the ghost go to the amusement park?
      A: He wanted to go on a rollerghoster !
    • Q: Who's the most important member of a ghost's football team ?
      A: The ghoulie !
    • Q: When does a ghost have breakfast?
      A: In the moaning.
    • Q: What's a ghost's favorite breakfast?
      A: Ghost toasties with booberries, Scream of Wheat or Dreaded wheat !
    • Q: What do ghosts drink at breakfast?
      A: Coffee with scream and sugar.
    • Q: What is a ghost's favourite dessert ?
      A: Boo-Berry pie with I-scream !
    • Q: What do ghosts dance to ?
      A: Soul music !
    • Q: Where do ghosts live ?
      A: In a terrortory !
    • Q: What color are ghosts?
      A: BOOOO!
    • Q: When do ghosts usually appear ?
      A: Just before someone screams !
    • Q: What's a ghost's favorite ride?
      A: A roller ghoster!
    • Q: What do ghosts have in the seats of their cars ?
      A: Sheet belts !
    • Q: What do ghosts eat for dinner ?
      A: Ghoulash !
    • Q: What kind of ghost has the best hearing ?
      A: The eeriest !
  • jo4eyesjo4eyes Posts: 2,058

    Buttie time now- having one of those days when all I do is eat & eat... but by 2pmish am usually fine. Wonder if today it's due to the delayed breakfast this morning because of the tablet?

    Anyway they'll be able to get at radiator valves in spare room now, & our bedroom. Must remind daughter to clear a path to hers & as for OH's study/workshop- his problem. He's supposed to be coming back first thing tomorrow morning after all.

    Washing machine just had an unbalanced 'wobbly'- it alerts me by beaping like mad. So you set it going again, but have no way of actually knowing whereabouts in cycle it was when became unbalanced., unless you were watching it just at the right moment of course! I tend to just reset it to rinse & spin as assume it was unable to sort itself out to spin safely before it became unbalanced.

    Lotties, that's a good pumpkin face. J.

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