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  • I am off on my travels - I hope the sun is shining on the south coast because it isn't here! 

    Geoff - have sent you a secret message!image

    I have weighed the big pumpkin. Any guesses? Will accept both lb and kg - as have done both! Prize to the one who gets closest in either!!

  • sotongeoffsotongeoff Posts: 9,802

    Lottie- it is rainingimage

    All received and understoodimage

    Will guess at 9lb 7ounces-probably miles out

  • Will give you a clue - the green one, which is smaller, weighs 18lb!

    Geoff, you can have another go!

     

     

     

  • Miss BecksMiss Becks Posts: 3,468

    Lottie, I'm going for 3.1 kg!

    Geoff, I have that option in my package. Some of the films available can be streamed to your computer and played on a media player, which is great, but as I'm normally using the computer while I'm watching a film, it's not ideal. I could put the laptop next to my monitor on the computer table, and watch that way I suppose. image

  • Miss BecksMiss Becks Posts: 3,468

    9.5kg!!

  • Miss BecksMiss Becks Posts: 3,468

    Joke:

    Paddy says to Murphy "Have you seen the news? 3 Cliff Walkers have fallen to their deaths!"

    "Really?" said Murphy, "I can't believe they all had the same name!!"

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  • sotongeoffsotongeoff Posts: 9,802

    Ok-world record for pumpkin was around 500 lbs-probably more now

    Will guess-mmmm-27lb 7 ounces-probably still miles outimage

    How many computers do you have Becks?

    We are still missing a lot of classmates today-and haven't heard from MissB in a while about Portugal hol or if she got that job

    Have just got back 68p from Amazon for an out of date battery-so that is good and I get to keep the battery-yayimage

  • sotongeoffsotongeoff Posts: 9,802

    Becksimageimageimage

  • Miss BecksMiss Becks Posts: 3,468

    2 desktops (one down here, one upstairs) and 2 laptops. One Jess's and one mine, but my Dad is getting mine fixed at the mo. Screen problems. image All apart from this desktop second hand, bought off ebay to stop 3 kids squabbling over who has what! image

  • sotongeoffsotongeoff Posts: 9,802

    You may be suffering from a serious addiction-for which there is no cure

    I like this one~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    "!Rupert and Elaine, a young couple, got married and went happily on their honeymoon.

    When they got back, Elaine immediately 'phoned her mother and her mother obviously asked, 'How was the honeymoon, dearest?'

    'Oh, Ma,' she replied, 'the honeymoon was wonderful. So romantic...'

    Then Elaine burst out crying. 'But, Ma, as soon as we returned home Rupert started using the most ghastly language... saying things I've never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to come get me and take me home.... Please Ma.'

    'Calm down, Elaine!,' said her mother, 'Tell me, what could be so awful?  What 4-letter words?'

    Still sobbing, Elaine whispered, 'Oh, Ma...words like dust, wash, cook, and iron.'"

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