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  • Miss BecksMiss Becks Posts: 3,468

    She changes each week. There is such a range in the shops, she tends to go by what free toy is in that particular issue. Her most favourites are the Cbeebies comic and Art Attack, as she loves her arty stuff. image

  • sotongeoffsotongeoff Posts: 9,802

    Notes for the milkman~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    1. No milk. Please do not leave milk at No. 14 either as he is dead until further notice.
    2. Please send me a form for cheap milk, for I have a baby two months old and did not know about it until a neighbour told me.
    3. Milk is needed for the baby. Father is unable to supply it.
    4. From now on please leave two pints every other day and one pint on the days in between, except Wednesdays and Saturdays when I don't want any milk.
    5. Please don't leave any more milk. All they do is drink it.
    6. My back door is open. Please put milk in 'fridge, get money out of cup in drawer and leave change on kitchen table in pence, because we want to play bingo tonight.
    7. Please leave no milk today. When I say today, I mean tomorrow, for I wrote this note yesterday.
    8. Milkman, please close the gate behind you because the birds keep pecking the tops off the milk.
    9. Milkman, please could I have a loaf but not bread today.
    10. So sorry about yesterday's note. I didn't mean one egg and a dozen pints, but the other way round.
  • kate1123kate1123 Posts: 2,815

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  • sotongeoffsotongeoff Posts: 9,802

    There's more~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Funny Short Jokes - School Excuse Notes
    • Dear School: Please exscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29,30, 31, 32, and also 33.
    • My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.
    • Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.
    • Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.
    • Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre) (dyrea) (direathe) the runs.
    • Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
    • Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.
    • Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.
    • Please excuse little Jimmy for not being in school yesterday. His father is gone and I could not get him ready because I was in bed with the doctor.
  • Miss BecksMiss Becks Posts: 3,468

    Geoff, will you pop to the pet shop for me? I want one of these?? imageimage

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=C4cS-eEhuVM

     

     

  • kate1123kate1123 Posts: 2,815

    Geoff imageimageimage

    Becks I want one too.

  • sotongeoffsotongeoff Posts: 9,802

    How did you find that one?-it would have worked better without the jeansimage

    Can't pop out now- it is painingimage

  • Miss BecksMiss Becks Posts: 3,468

    Yeah, should have worn dark trousers. I can't go myself, I'm waiting for an Asda delivery. he will make a good scarecrow for me. image

    A friend posted it on facebook. image

  • sotongeoffsotongeoff Posts: 9,802

    oops

  • kate1123kate1123 Posts: 2,815

    Boats always amaze me, it is crazy when you think that there are all sizes  on the seas and there are no white lines or brakes.

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