Another idea is to give the first two lines of a limerick (or even the first four) then several people can contribute their ideas and you get several funnies for the price of one. Quite good if it's seasonal too.
If anyone wants to try:
Said Santa to one of his deer This chimney's too narrow, I fear...
Daughter just text to say that she can't have 23rd Dec off. It is only day all family will be together, baby and parents from Leeds, etc. we were going to have Christmas day - you know silly games, no TV, lots of food, wine (Becks) Pressies. Now all changed somehow we can eat in evening but all the other stuff . I was going to do that silly game from yesterday- it's the sort you can put down and carry on - still can do that but D is total extrovert though and always makes things go .......
Next door neighbour just been in to say her dog at vets under aneasthetic as eaten bone and its stuck in her colon
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Well, I've got to go pick up madam.
catch you in a bit.
GIVE THE DOG A BONE TO CHEW -
is that the idea?
Bark the rabid doggies sing
They will eat almost anything
Legs of lamb or currant bun
Anything growing in the sun
That is the idea Chris but you do it all-sorry for confusion
I often have rubbish ideas
That ok Geoff, I'm feeling a bit dense today
, just been to put something away in fridge and a carton of cream fell out all over the floor
I might need a minute to think of something, not as quick as I used to be.
OH has just come back from having 4 new tyres on the car, I think I may need oxygen
Another idea is to give the first two lines of a limerick (or even the first four) then several people can contribute their ideas and you get several funnies for the price of one. Quite good if it's seasonal too.
If anyone wants to try:
Said Santa to one of his deer
This chimney's too narrow, I fear...
I'm Confused (about game
) and upset
Daughter just text to say that she can't have 23rd Dec off. It is only day all family will be together, baby and parents from Leeds, etc. we were going to have Christmas day - you know silly games, no TV, lots of food, wine (Becks
) Pressies. Now all changed somehow we can eat in evening but all the other stuff 
. I was going to do that silly game from yesterday- it's the sort you can put down and carry on - still can do that but D is total extrovert though and always makes things go .......
Next door neighbour just been in to say her dog at vets under aneasthetic as eaten bone and its stuck in her colon
Come on you lot - make me smile
Oh, how dreadfully disappointing :- ( The best I can do at the mo. bjay, is ask 'Which carol is popular in the desert?'
Love the last line of this report-seems so sad
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/naked-man-climbs-whitehall-statue-135157995.html
It is not your day Bjay
Chris -I think you will find the tyres are already inflated-oxygen not needed
Flo
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My bum wont go through
It will stick in the flue
And I won't wriggle out 'til next year.