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  • sotongeoffsotongeoff Posts: 9,802

    The cream was the wrong sort

    It didn't cure the rash

    It did go well with Holly berries

    And smashing with the mash

  • Yep! Outed by Geoff! Apparently the yellow onesie was a dead givaway! 

    Had to confess n come clean! image

  • Miss BecksMiss Becks Posts: 3,468

    Now pantless man had problems,

    As Holly had returned,

    And Ivy was not far behind,

    Poor Jane had just been spurned.

  • n when the mash was eaten

    it letft a sour taste

    n when the instructions were read

    it turned out to be wallpaper paste!

     

  • Jean GenieJean Genie Posts: 1,724

    I have one. image

    Hark the Eton's angels sing,

    Price tags here on everything,

    Don't think twice the cashier smiled,

    Debt and credit reconciled. image

  • sotongeoffsotongeoff Posts: 9,802

    He decides to make a bolt for it

    But running down the street

    He runs into a yellow car

    And goes arse over teat

     

    A bloke called Dean has parked it there

    And the girls are on his tail

    He climbs into the driving seat

    And drives into the whale

  • InkadogInkadog Posts: 492

    Jean, the worst storms come as the seasons change--fall and spring. So the wind and rain is expected-and we need the rain to fill up the aquifers, to see us through the summer drought. Most people are on wells. My water supply is stored in a cistern and tanks--but they are full now! Power outages are expected-in days gone by, they occurred more frequently and for longer, so most people are prepared.Woodstoves, propane cookers and lights, even generators. I was out of power for 2 weeks once.

  • Jean GenieJean Genie Posts: 1,724

    And here's me moaning about my 9 hour power cut last Monday image You sound well prepared though Inka but 2 weeks ??? I guess we take a lot of things for granted in this country.

  • Geoff! Youv'e lost me! We still on holly n ivy tune, or have we switched to hark the Herald? I need the rythm man!

  • sotongeoffsotongeoff Posts: 9,802

    Hark the Elton babies sing

    We want brothers for our King

    So Elton sends out for some more

    That is what he has David for.

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