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  • Matty2Matty2 Posts: 4,817

    Brain on cold strike today. Have tried but just go blank!

  • With ivy always missing out

    holy comes to her aid

    said he'd show her a good time

    if she dressed as a maid

  • FloBearFloBear Posts: 2,281

    But Ivy sneaks around the back
    And clambers up the wall
    She clings there until pantless man
    Arrives to break her fall.

  • FloBearFloBear Posts: 2,281

    Dean, I see a well-known fantasy scenario for men kicking in here  ;- )

  • sotongeoffsotongeoff Posts: 9,802

    The pantless man is underneath

    But holly gets in first

    She pushes him out of the way

    And Ivy hits the dirt

  • Flo....Not my thing.....Honest......image

  • Matty2Matty2 Posts: 4,817

    I am trying

    Sorry got to last line and I'm stumped!!image

  • InkadogInkadog Posts: 492

    Well, aren't you all festively entertaining this morning!!!

    Yes, still here and still powered up--surprisingly, as there are outages all around. Supposed to have another go with the wind today though and dismal for the rest of the week. Not too much damage--a few branches down here--but we'll see what it's like when I go out later. First big storm of the season always brings down the weak wood.

    Price we pay for living in Paradise.

  • Morning Inka!........Glad to hear you have survived the storm! image

  • Miss BecksMiss Becks Posts: 3,468

    But Holly never noticed,

    The great big garden pond,

    So in she falls, with pantless man,

    Ivy didn't even respond!

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