Flo-is that an original work?
Yes, all my own work. I call it the St Andrew's Day Carol, so it's come out 11 days early.
I've always enjoyed inventing silly rhymes and pomes :- )
The rising of the sun
The curtains are pulled back
Forgot to put my pants on
Or wear my dirty mac
The holly and the ivyIs all that I can grow,And brambles ramble everywhere -A tale of woe from Flo.
At the rising of the sunI looked across the road (y)Saw a bloke with no underpantsI think his dog's called Cod(y)
The Holly is now cut back,
And most is on the floor,
This is going to be, the crappiest wreath,
I have hung on my door.
Dean! Classic.
:- D :- D Dean and Geoff and Becks. Wasn't there someone famous-ish called Geoff Becks? or was it Geoff Dean?
Or maybe Dean Beck?????
Dean-that doesn't scan
Ivy is coming down the street now
Watch all the curtains twitch
I bet she goes to number 22
He seems to have an itch
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Flo
-is that an original work?
Yes, all my own work. I call it the St Andrew's Day Carol, so it's come out 11 days early.
I've always enjoyed inventing silly rhymes and pomes :- )
The rising of the sun
The curtains are pulled back
Forgot to put my pants on
Or wear my dirty mac
The holly and the ivy
Is all that I can grow,
And brambles ramble everywhere -
A tale of woe from Flo.
At the rising of the sun
I looked across the road (y)
Saw a bloke with no underpants
I think his dog's called Cod(y)
The Holly is now cut back,
And most is on the floor,
This is going to be, the crappiest wreath,
I have hung on my door.
Now get me some beer
I'm sure the weird neighbour would much prefer gear
But if he spoils Christmas by being a Pratt
He'll get a left hook from a pink baseball bat!
:- D :- D Dean and Geoff and Becks. Wasn't there someone famous-ish called Geoff Becks? or was it Geoff Dean?
Or maybe Dean Beck?????
Dean-that doesn't scan
Ivy is coming down the street now
Watch all the curtains twitch
I bet she goes to number 22
He seems to have an itch