Just nipping off to refill my glass. Will have to fight my way into the kitchen. Music is deafening. Neighbours may complain or just come round and join in
Watch out Flo, Dean is just lurching in this direction, oops, too late, flat on his face in it, he's not going to be smelling of roses. Pretend you weren't here, he won't know ..
Blerrrggghhh - oh sorry, was that your kebab? D''you want me to get you anoth... 'ang on... bleurrrggghhhh I think there was something wrong with the olives
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Oh Sooooooo we wuvs you wots and wots . Bezzy mate. Big hugs. Oooh, hang on, just need a ... blerrrggghhh

Sue - we had some money left over wo we thought a plant would be appropriate .....
KEBAB TIME!!!!!
Blerrrggghhh - oh sorry, was that your kebab? D''you want me to get you anoth... 'ang on... bleurrrggghhhh
I think there was something wrong with the olives 
Caz

Caz that prick
Caz that prickly thing-oops edit not working
-looks painful