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  • GirasoleGirasole Posts: 193

    Just been onto the Lavendar World site

    http://www.lavenderworld.co.uk/lavender-products?gclid=CPzRvaPZs7UCFYfJtAod1hEAOA

    and they have a very good selection of vegetable and flower seeds and as Caz says no postage in the UK. Must try and remember them for next year but this year I need to use up the seeds I already have!

    S.

     

  • sotongeoffsotongeoff Posts: 9,802

    Am back here for a lie-down-think someone has been in that playground todayimageimage

    Sasha-why do you keep wandering off???image

  • GirasoleGirasole Posts: 193

    Oh Geoff......my life seems very busy and I suppose I am not concentrating properly on where I put my messages, Had a slap on the wrists from Frank as well today so am a bit hesitant about posting anywhere!

    S

  • sotongeoffsotongeoff Posts: 9,802

    imageimageimage-will leave a light on next time

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    PETER KAY ONE LINERS

    I saw a fat person wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said 'Thyroid problem?'

    When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.

    I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.

    I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

    A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Bypass. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals.

    Well I was bullied at school, called all kinds of different names.But one day I turned to my bullies and said 'Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me', and it worked! From there on it was sticks and stones all the way.

    My Dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire', which is probably why he got thrown out of the fire brigade.

    S*x is like playing bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.

    I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'

    If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made out of meat?

    I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

    I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.

    Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before..

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  • Miss BecksMiss Becks Posts: 3,468

    It's bloomin 'orrible out there. Glad to be home! image

  • jo4eyesjo4eyes Posts: 2,058

    I've landed too!

    Have sleet/snow/rain/hail at the mo, but the thick snow has now stopped, I hope.

    Now shall catch up sometime soon. J.

  • Caz WCaz W Posts: 1,353

    Jo - nice to see you image

    Geoff/Becks - AA & his book image

    Right - off to make my dumplings now image

  • Miss BecksMiss Becks Posts: 3,468

    AA Caz? Ar**holes Anonymous?? imageimage

  • Matty2Matty2 Posts: 4,817

    Hi Jo. What have you been up to. Did you stay in Doddyland?

    Welcome back sasha - we do find you if you get the thread wrong image well mostlyimage

    Snow has turned to rain , or is it sleet, or is it snow - can't make its mind up,

    Never said - cars fixed, such a simples thing. It was about the size of a press stud.

  • sotongeoffsotongeoff Posts: 9,802

    Caz-will you post a pic of your dumplings?image-pretty pleaseimage

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