Two vicars were having coffee, when one mentioned that he was bothered by bats in the bell tower. The second vicar said he had the same problem but they have gone away now. 'How did you manage that' said the first vicar?' 'Easy' said the second vicar, 'Just make them members, you'll never see them again!'
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Verd - ouch
I was too Ryan - several layers of clothes
I live in west central Scotland - not where that photo is...
Is that all Mike ................................. ???
Gardening in Central Norfolk on improved gritty moraine over chalk ... free-draining.
Two elderly ladies in our park saw a naked jogger, one had a stroke, the other one could not reach
I was brought up on Max Miller gags, sorry
That's great Mark. Even the wife laughed!
Hi Scott, here's one you can tell on Sunday.
Two vicars were having coffee, when one mentioned that he was bothered by bats in the bell tower. The second vicar said he had the same problem but they have gone away now. 'How did you manage that' said the first vicar?' 'Easy' said the second vicar, 'Just make them members, you'll never see them again!'
Ryan Lloyd you should honour the great Homer when you use one of his quotes. Simpson that is.
Trying to make Welshonion smile
Gardening in Central Norfolk on improved gritty moraine over chalk ... free-draining.
Well I'll admit to it!
If you count nipping out in my dressing gown and bare toes to open the greenhouse
Done it
Gardening in Central Norfolk on improved gritty moraine over chalk ... free-draining.
There's no way you'd catch me gardening naked.....I want my plants to live and they'd probably all whither up and die at the shock LOL!!
Love the jokes Mark